Kid Safe (Video, 1988)

A children's educational film directed by horror filmmaker Stuart Gordon and starring SCTV alumni Andrea Martin and Joe Flaherty, the latter appearing as SCTV and Ed Grimley character Count Floyd. You can watch it here.

Watched this earlier as part of my weekly discord movie night and this went over like gangbusters.

Like no joke, the most surrealist shit happens and some of the greatest lines uttered by a living being are spoken and everyone was laughing.

8/10 highly recommend.

“are u okay?” no i need more money

in chains

In loving memory of Arleen Sorkin (1955-2023)

imma be real girlies if i dont find some canadian trannies to befriend soon i don think im gonna make it much longer tbh

honestly id even just like to see that they exist and im not entirely alone out here. oh well

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Manathulhu :3

Shark Lava lamp concept. I can't tell if I love or hate this one. It veers a bit away from the usual shape design of a lava lamp.

Manatee lava lamp <3

All of my manatees so far. Doot doot.

Pikamanatee, part one of my Pokemanatee series :}

She can do it all

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

This post is now ten years old and still circulating. It has outlived countless generations of hamsters and the entire Trump administration, and people still pass it around because this one photographer a decade ago decided to put a little goodness into the world, and it makes me so happy

I am a priestess of the old religion. The Goddess speaks through me. She made the world from nothing. She planted the first seed.

Gathered from the earth Sculpted by her clay She said to me when I was young "A woman you will be someday"