& on & on & on

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

olympics pictograms come to life | tokyo 2020 opening ceremony

+ pictogram-san at the post-ceremony presser 🥺

Apple Car bumper sticker by LizPavlovicDesign

REMEMBER WHEN…

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins

Josh Quissy

by yomargey

You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

I love you DVD commentaries I love you making-of documentaries I love you behind the scenes footage I love you bloopers I love you deleted scenes I love you silly little videos of the cast dicking around 💖

I had to write buddie fic

Ok but do I write another 🤔

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

i am having a fucked up time but im being really chill and awesome about it

Not me reading fic for a show I only know through tumblr osmosis

Eddie’s expression was literally mine when I saw this lmao

Fuck it I watched 6x01 and now I'm starting on the pilot.