Cold Coffee.

Xaden yelling "WELL THE FUCK AWARE" at Violet is honestly so funny to me. Like that is PEAK exasperated husband energy.

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Autumnal Wood on Instagram

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Nature design beauty scenery..

by euphemia.stokefield

🖤.

paperocelot on ig

Sealed with a bee 🐝

it sucks being an introvert with some extrovert ass dreams

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

it’s this legendary horror post

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

Now where is that mo—

Ugh why are they so perfect

if u ever see my nipples thru my shirt just know that i know i kno my concepts i know what im about

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

“We got ourselves a new keg king.“

Stranger Things 2

**disclaimer: Billy is a horrible human but I mean he is a SNACK so