f*ck winter but f*ck summer too… actually f*ck all the seasons and remove me from this earth

“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”

nice save

(via viibewithmee)

I need some hickeys and a back rub

A simple diagram to help understand neurotransmitters and their functions in our bodies. 

Guess I’m out of serotonin.

lol this made more sense in three seconds than my ap psych teacher did in two weeks

where can I get a dopamine IV drip

dont you dare make fun of people who are starting to experiment with makeup because of course they might stuff up a couple times and maybe their eyebrows are weird today or their blush is too obvious dONT MAKE FUN OF THEM BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT THEY LOOKED GOOD TODAY AND THEY’LL LEARN JUST LIKE YOU DID 

feel free to point them in the right direction if they ask for advice or bring up the conversation but JUST KEEP IT TO URSELF ALRIGHT

this has been a psa

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

Apple cider vinegar can drastically ease the pain from any type of sore throat, even severe ones like tonselitis or strep. Natural remedies are just as effective and better for you than antibiotics. Antibiotics are horrible for your body and weaken your immune system. Official medical website, WebMD used to have natural remedies such as apple cider vinegar listed on their website, until the pharmaceutical industry threatened to remove the funding of the site if they did not take down the natural remedies and promote only antibiotics. My point? The pharmaceutical industry consists of a bunch of money hungry cunts that don't give a fuck about you or your health. The government fully supports this. Stop giving these bastards your money unless you're in critical condotion.

[daydreams about giving u oral]

Can't reblog this goddess enough.

there are galaxies inside us

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when u open snapchat and ur not planning to send snaps do u ever face the camera away from ur face bc ur scared of how u look

horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?