i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE
Fuck dating apps, I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (dedicating songs to each other on the radio back and forth)
New goal in life: be one of those people with acne that remind you that actually people with acne are really cute and hot and sexy
soft shy butches love femmes that look like they could kill them.
I believe that I might be one of these soft shy butches
I swear most times I see someone on here go "check out my adam fancast" I get excited then it ends up being the blandest palest white man with a square jaw perfect features just the right amount of freckles sharp eyebrows looking like he was bred in a underwear model farm. stop 🚫✋. that is not my beautiful wife. adam is supposed to be slightly unsettling and vaguely androgynous in an elfish alien way and have uneven piercing eyes and absolutely no eyebrows to speak of!!! pick a certified WEIRDLY HOT ethereal guy!!
When you read a Tumblr post that perfectly describes your own appearance
me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
we literally need more and better feminism
we need ugly gross disgusting feminism again without conforming to aesthetics and advertisement companies i want pit hair i want leg hair i want weird haircuts i want to get rid of diet culture and ads for pink razors and make-up i want women to reject biological determinism and push away from the overwhelming tradwife narratives that social media feeds everyone ('natural hormone cycles' and 'divine feminine' and all of that shit) etc. i want more women working i want heterosexual relationships to get more balanced i also want it to be a norm for heterosexual couples to assess role assignments in the relationships and think critically about why they want children i want having children not to be something people just do because it is expected of them. I want a dyke for president. Etcetera
“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions
rb and say what country/continent you’re in in the tags please!!! ty <333
#In Norway it's pretty common #but I live so far away from everything
I swear to God if they pull a "lesbian lover turns out to be my grandma" I will actually loose it.
After voting, put what you voted in the tags
#3 #Dontfuckitup
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he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits