are people allowed to say kys here
We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it
Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home
people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
The 21st Century ritual of the Earth Sandwich, where in two people on opposite sides of the earth place a piece of bread on the ground, creating a sandwich with the entire planet as its contents. Truly, a beautiful ceremony symbolizing the interconnected nature of the modern world.
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
DAILY ROUTINE
11:09 AM: WAKE UP
11:10 AM: JACK OFF TO SHAPES AND COLORS
7:35PM: EAT BREAKFAST
7:45PM: OPEN ALL KITCHEN CABINET DOORS
7:48PM: BEDTIME
1:00 AM: WAKE UP AND CLOSE KITCHEN CABINETS
1:02AM: BACK TO BED
She gave up her fucking life
a mother's love knows no bounds
Downloading guys off google Images and rubbing their tum-tum's is so relaxing and wholesome 🥺