Practical Pessimism

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Not to sound to Calvin-coded, but was anyone else vaguely disappointed as a child that your parents had food coloring stocked in their kitchen and yet continued to serve you home-cooked meals that were regularly colored?

Like, don't get me wrong mom, these mashed potatoes are perfectly tasty, but I bet they'd be just as tasty and significantly cooler if they were green.

I read "Calvin-coded" and I wasn't sure whether what came next would be about childhood whimsey or how it's predestined whether God's mercy will save us from our deserved damnation.

Calvin and Hobbes is great and John Calvin can suck my pope hat

This very well encapsulates my feeling regarding all philosophy.

He can land a plane. I understand their point

Every single day I work with God's dumbest idiots who have managed to earn their piloting license. Your bar is far too low.

looks up at you with big eyes do i really have to have money to survive or can i be a useless faggot forever

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

AdBlock and I just celebrated 15 years. Leave us in peace!

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

“its so funny how hugh dancy went from doing nothing but romcoms to playing will graham.”

bold of you to assume that hannibal is not a romcom as well.

NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

I was inspired

we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

Mood

One of us one of us

a shirt that is both very specific but could also at the same time apply to about 700K people

Great news! I found the whole text.

This is not only me, but like half my friend group.

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The way Ryoko Kui draws women, yes, absolutely, I completely agree, phenomenal, but can we talk about the way she drew the winged lion.

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Little victories every day

they had a lot of down time in england (twitter) [ID in ALT]

leave your laundry on the floor for them