*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

reeling back in disgust every time i remember that my favorite media is also consumed by the greater public and not only my small group of incredibly correct and incredibly autistic mutuals

I love it when a character has a reputation for being a certain way and then you actually take the time to look at them, really look at them, and it turns out not only is everyone wrong about them, they're wrong about them in exactly the way that the character wants them to be wrong about them. Like congratulations! It was an act and you fell for it!

Somebody touched my post so I just want everyone to know that I made it about me and my friend smirking across the dash at each other about Bill Cipher and The Rum Tum Tugger

Every day a different fandom finds my post but it's still about Bill Cipher and The Rum Tum Tugger

I can’t decide if they ended up using all of the flags bc Stede loved them all equally and just wanted everyone to be happy or if it was bc they voted on it and everyone voted for their own flag

i’m just like sisyphus except instead of rolling a boulder uphill i have to wash my hair

Post-reconciliation, Stede loudly announces to the crew that the captains would like to be left alone in their cabin for several hours. Everyone thinks they're gonna fuck nasty and avoids that part of the ship like the plague, when in actuality Ed hasn't slept in a week and Stede is just as emotionally exhausted... and the scene cuts to the old men honk honk snoo snoo-ing in each other's arms 💤 That's the kinda shit I want in S2

"bloodlust" is such a great word it's like someone saw the word bloodthirsty and was like "hmm not horny enough"

Manhandling but soft and intimate... Lightly grabbing your face n lifting it up so I can kiss you, grabbing your hips and pulling you into my lap, groping your thighs n chest cooing at how soft and lovely you feel in my hands... You're mine, to pose and examine and feel up cos I can't get enough of you.

People who don’t understand why Izzy gets mad at Lucius for not doing any work have obviously never experienced the hellscape that is retail or hospitality because while Izzy may be the angry middle manager who’s always up your ass he’s also the only one with the power (theoretically) to make that one lazy coworker actually do anything and in this case he lost that battle.

Yes I know that technically Lucius’ job is “scribe” but having a ship where only the lower-class “uneducated” people carry the brunt of manual labour (we know Stede doesn’t actually do jackshit either) ain’t exactly helping his case. Like in the off-time he can’t like…idk coil rope or something?

I'll tell you what's problematic about being over 40 and being friends with someone under 25: if you say "but I am le tired" they do not understand that they are supposed to say "well have a nap AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES"

memes that did irreparable damage to my vocabulary

i think everybody needs to shave their head at least once in their life. especially if youre scared of getting an ugly haircut or something. get it buzzed and youll freak out for a week maybe but eventually get used to it and enjoy the lack of maintenance and then when it grows out you can try new styles without any anxiety bc now youre cool with shaving it all as a fall back plan. this has been a buzzcut propaganda post

I miss the gay Pirates.

I would like them back, please.

That’s all

A very happy Pride to Izzy who is 💯% queer, and all his queer fans 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️💖

And especially happy first ever Aromantic Visibility Day to all the aro/arospecs/people who HC Izzy as arospec 💚🤍🖤

Whenever i see a fictional character get drawn with washboards abs it makes me want to GAG. Put some fat on that thing for gods sake

ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.

hieronymus bosch sounds like a surfer term for a particularly gnarly wave you know. duuuude that was one righteous bosch back there are you okay? yeah that was hieronymus bro. you nearly ended up in the garden of earthy delights man hahaha

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

the 7 deadly sins of being a writer

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them