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Art by Alena Aenami on Artstation.

Music: BLANKS - HIGHER 

kyberpank

“Do you want to fuck the yawning portal?”

“Well, it is called the yawning portal for a reason, so you might not feel much.”

May Lee  -  https://mayleeillustration.tumblr.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/mayleeillustration  -  https://mayleeillustration.jimdo.com

“My plan does not involve intelligence”

- Said by our Swordlock

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.

can you believe that there are still people who have not watched this video

i want a QR code on my gravestone that just plays this video when you scan it.

Ya’ll are missing this tho

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

Howard: So it’s settled! The fate of Doctor Who’s TARDIS will be decided by a Game of Thrones inspired death match on the battlefield of Thundercats versus Transformers.

Person filming: [audible tapping of spacebar key to pause video]

Person filming: [yelling loudly, accompanied by hand gestures ] FUCK YOU! WHERE WAS THE JOKE? 

Person filming: [still angry, more hasty] HE JUST FUCKING NAMED A BUNCH OF SHIT! HOW IS THIS COMEDY?

Person filming: [unpauses video]

Show: [laugh track, actors on screen awkwardly laughing]

Person filming: [overlapping audio of show, audibly irate] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHYYY?!?!

@captioned-vines

I fucking hate that show. This person is me.

Every time I see a clip of this show, it reminds me about how some of my high school teachers and friends recommended it. I mean, they’re nice people and all… but I cannot, for the life of me, see the appeal of this show, or how people would like it – sincerly, anyway.

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

Doug Jones at the 2018 Academy Awards

His Stand is the fish from Shape of Water

「SHAPE OF WATER」

Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.

Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.

Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.

Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.

I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat

The fight for sleep and good rest

Witches in modern situations: cool and cute

Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen

Exhibit A: Woonyoung Joon’s art

Exhibit B: This shit right here

Thats because the witches you’re using as an example are young and cute and you’re a coward for leaving out disgusting hags from the modern age

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

the only one of these I’ve liked ever 

Vaporwave Sombra