6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020
dark green is a nice color. underrated
ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green
GO TO PENIS. <- this my intro post :(
you: *eats 10 pounds of shrimp in 8 minutes* I am the shrimp king! I cannot be outshrimped
me: *eats a thousand pounds of shrimp in one bite* just another day in the life of a whale
glad you guys enjoy this one
Somewhere out there is a slime beast, for the love of God it’s a goddamn slime beast, with tentacles and winkers
What’s a guy to do. Except be so hot and so scared
i got an instagram ad that was like “40% of your female friends shave their pubes” and it was supposed to be like you should too buy our razors but me personally i found that so inspiring. that’s less than half and with your help we can get that number even lower amen
im like if a boy was forced to do tasks
baristhyena-deactivated20230510
every transfem needs a little transmasc friend who had a cannibalism or horror phase for a few months to years and is obsessed with blood and every transmasc needs a little transfem friend who has rejected humanity and identifies as a dog & has memories of being a computer
spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs...
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