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I'M DODGING THE DRAFT FOR THE SKELTON WAR

@skeletonhouseplant

THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG MINORS/AGELESS DNI They/She. 21. B+. single pringle. trans. ace. "femme-romantic". just a little bit crazy. :P
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pinned post bc i made one on my main!

hi. My name is Midnight. Welcome to my non-witchy side blog. Here you will find that i am not only a witch, but also a little weirdo. Nothing wrong with it.

and by "femme-romantic" i mean "if they/it/she exhibits an overwhelming ammount of feminine quality i will absolutely wife them/it/her" this definition is also subject to inanimate objects.

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xenodile

I wake up at 5am to go to work and as I walk out the door I hear something.

"Tarnished, a word. Before thou sees fit to return from thy daily toils, I would ask of thee, a boon. Bring to me a bounty of crispy cheese snacks, and I shall reward thee handsomely. Seek Joe the Trader in his abode, he may provide what I seek, for a price..."

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poetavaquero

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

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evecoffn

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

I am so glad to see this back on my dash with my addition

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thank you porn/spam bot accounts for outnumbering my human followers 3:1

now we have a fair fight.

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I can see why someone would worship a tree. Not every tree but some of them tempt me to idolatry. Like... Anyone else get this

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making out with a girl: 🥰🥴🤪💖💞

getting fingered by a girl: 🥰🥴💝🥵😳😍☺️💗💝💘

making out with a girl while her fingers are inside you and you’re moaning into her mouth and her other hand is woven into your hair and you can hear how wet you are as she fucks you harder and faster: 💖🥺🤣🥰😭💝💗🥴💘☺️😍😳🥵💞🤪🌈💥✨💕🤩💓

alternatively:

making out with a girl: 🥰🥴🤪💖💞

playing with a girl’s cock: 🥰🥴💝🥵😳😍☺️💗💝💘

making out with a girl as your fingers are wrapped around her cock and she’s moaning into your mouth and your other hand is woven into her hair and you can feel her getting wetter the more you tease her and play with her: 💖🥺🤣🥰😭💝💗🥴💘☺️😍😳🥵💞🤪🌈💥✨💕🤩💓

this post has gotten a shitton of notes lately so

please please please reblog THIS version 💖

love y’all 💖

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i wanna sit on someone’s lap w my legs around their waist and my head in the crook of their neck and give them soft kisses

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I made this

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Credits ( things i used or took ideas from or got helped by )

Idea : from misslunarose

Text : copy paste from autism level real life descriptions ( what the levels are like in a person instead a list of symptoms ) from my psychologist Caitlin

Symbols : from ARASAAC

Help : from my mum who helped me put those parts together to make this on canva thank you

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cringepdf

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

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cerothenull

Garden of Death by Hugo Simberg is one of my favorite pieces of art for that very reason.

Life is a garden and Death is the caring gardener

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mynameismad

A collection of all the wizards I’ve drawn over the past year or so! Some of them used to have gray backgrounds, but now they’re all nice and colorful 🧙‍♂️✨