hot tip: prehistoric animal fursonas are gonna be big in Q3 2019...buy in now
The most unrealistic aspect of Skyrim, a game where you kill dinosaurs by screaming at them, is that the thieves guild in riften(?) is not %100 saturated by tobacco smoke. a bunch of fuckup townies that congregate far away from everybody else? those barrels are full of stubs, guaranteed
im fortunately no longer a catholic but i DO enjoy using lent as an excuse to just go wild on fried fish. serve me up the nastiest sea-meat you got. slap it on a potato roll and bury me with my coleslaw on, padre
ligaratus replied to your post: Franz Kafka and H.P. Lovecraft walk into a bar....
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thank u. my interpretation of various signs has led me to pivot to prose as my primary form of creative expression so i’ve had Depress[ed/ing] Authors on the mind
Franz Kafka and H.P. Lovecraft walk into a bar. The bartender is labeled ‘student loans’ and is punching me, over and over again. Mr. Kafka would have recoiled in horror, once; ever since slipping forward in the timestream to the late 2010s, however, he has become somewhat numb to his every dark reckoning bursting to life in front of his eyes. He ruminates on this as the bartender (labeled ‘student loans’) retrieves a wooden bat from behind the bar. Mr. Kafka observes that something once meant for sport became first a tool of defense, and now, a tool for assault; he further surmises that all this would make for an excellent story, if he ever wanted to pick up the pen again, which he does not. Mr. Lovecraft says, to no-one in particular, an antiquated slur.
“Even if the end of time is upon you and you have a seedling in your hand, plant it.”
Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) - sahih Musnad Ahmad 12491
It is no coincidence that, in so many ways, the cheesecake factory resembles a cheesecake prison
the announcement of a concrete release date for Frozen 2 has really put my life on a timetable. i cannot, and in fact REFUSE to, work at a theater through another frozen movie release
i dont really notice preroll advertisements anymore but theres one on youtube right now that refers to pro overwatch players as ‘the best of us’ and it makes me recoil in disgust every time
you have to tell me if you’re a cop, and you have to tell me if your drawing request is going to have anime hair
despite spending my adult life working with Mainstream Normal People, my youth spent in art and music spaces and continuing online life means that i often forget that your average midwesterner finds facts like ‘i read horoscopes’ absolutely mindblowing, which is v funny. might as well tell my coworkers that im from the moon
never respond affirmatively to a youtube survey. NO i have not heard of gatorade you fuckin cops
phineas and ferb is interesting to me because i was too old when it started to see it as anything but ridiculous. i loved lots of shows when exaggerated character design and the same style of humor growing up but i everytime i see a gifset from it pop up i just think ‘ah yes. the show with the platypus, and the triangular child’.