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Sam I Am

@skeleton-sam

Been here for awhile but took a break and mow im back
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Reblogged mattibee
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If the wizard you’re fighting is using two-to-three syllable pseudo-Latin magic words, that is a wizard you can absolutely punch in the face.

If the wizard you’re fighting starts reciting a rhyming couplet, you need to get out of there yesterday. You need to change your identity and hide your soul in a pin in a rabbit in a chest on an island that only appears once every three months and even then only to a third son, because any spell that rhymes will curse you, your dog, your descendants, and will somehow work its way backwards through time to curse your ancestors.

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What if that rhyming couplet is in Latin?

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I’ve gotten a couple comments on these lines, so just to be clear: it’s not the Latin that’s the problem. If the wizard has a rhyming couplet in Latin, it’s still going to turn you and everyone else in the wizard’s line of sight into wallpaper.

It’s that short Latin magic words like “Fulminus” or “Ventus” or “Fuego” are usually associated with quick and dirty evocation spells, the magical equivalent of a shotgun: dangerous, but inaccurate and clumsy. Dodge out of the way of that wizard’s fireball and you can punch them in their stupid Latin mouth.

Any spell that rhymes takes longer to cast, but has so much more magic behind the words. It doesn’t matter if the rhyme is Latin or English - if it rhymes, your options are to run or pray.

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Reblogged maddeningmagic106
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I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme

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So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

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kramergate

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day