im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster
Absolute shenanigans
Uraraka: Deku kissed me!
Ashido: [Gasps] No!
Yaoyorozu: [Squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Uraraka: It was unbelievable!
Ashido: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Yaoyorozu: Okay, okay, we want to hear everything. Mina, get the wine and unplug the phone. Ochako, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Uraraka: Oh, it ended verrrrry well.
Ashido: [Rushing over with wine glasses] Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Yaoyorozu: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a, soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I got to have you know” kind of thing?
Uraraka: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then... Oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it...
Ashido and Yaoyorozu: [Squealing] Awwwwww!
[Meanwhile]
Midoriya: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Kaminari: Tongue?
Midoriya: Yeah.
Kirishima: Nice.
the grinch after I make him cum 8 times
pa-lu-te-na
this is why they’re deleting our blogs
starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
Carrying on the legacy of being completely wrong 99% of the time are we?
Anonymous asked:
What’s wrong with leashes for kids
yewltide-deactivated20200331
So you can throw Ralsei’s manual away…..
If you do this im calling the cops
woah I’m actually done????
there’s a good lesson here notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards
also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet.
Here’s the matches I could find:
grumpyridesthekaliyuga-deactiva
artemuscain-gamingandbs
Male or female
What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn’t helping?
THIS.
OP ARE YOU FUCKING OK
kiwi-nationalist-deactivated201
Kill doctors
kiwi-nationalist
This isn’t even a meme or a shitpost btw, I fucking hate doctors and want them all to die and anytime anyone tells me to go see someone over something I get pissed off because doctors are stupid cunts whose only answer to anything is to drug you up on shit that normally makes things worse.
youre in nigga!!
clint eastwood by the gorillaz was the first song ever made
centipeetle
when he says “finally someone let me out of my bag” its a metaphor for music being created and humanity finally having a brand new way to express themselves via throat sounds (their bag)