#zarbon#dbz#boe#boe tai marrow#my character#👋 haaai#im a slut#sorry babes if you thought i was sane and normal#i reblogged a lot of the man tittie posts and i was like ':) ah. how i love to think about zarbon'#im so so sorry#slut notes#i just love him so much#so mad that troll doll blew a hole through him
so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
If the French wwi army met elves they would kill the elves with their bayonets
i was driving myself insane trying to find this meme and couldn't figure out why there were no traces of it on google so i was about to ask you all to send it to me but i just realized i made it and never posted it. this isn't even a meme it's just a file on my computer
i was inside a match of tf2 on stage 2 dustbowl but half the map was being used as Real Life office space
was genuinely well surprised at the improvement to gameflow adding a narrow flank route on the other side of the silo added but was quickly distracted when i shotgun blasted the recently deceased queen of england in the face while she was at an office desk, deceasing her again
i was in a monkey ball saw trap playing a custom level by jigsaw that ended in me getting put through an industrial sized coin elongation machine
i had to witness myself get into a lethal car crash but there was an omniscient sports commentator giving frame by frame plays of it and the entire time i felt the pain of each precise moment over and over for as long as the commentator hung on that frame
went back in time to try and convince a king to disband their own monarchy and when it didnt work i used the time machine to send back a car bomb into his throne room
Anonymous asked:
drud that’s a family video you can’t buy games from there
just watch me. i whip my wallet and pull out an original holographic charizard pokemon card. yeah buddy. one of these for one luigi's mansion please. and some pikmin 1 and 2 as sides. and a laarge soda.
#ask#anon#i know what a family video is#we had one here when i was growing up but it was called movie gallery#i use to rent a lot of games there as a kid. sometimes good. sometimes bad.#good being like. wario world. mario galaxy. twilight princess.#bad being shrek extra large. one of the ice age games. and likely others im forgetting.#i remember renting ty the tasmanian tiger but like. theres one segment from it that i thought was some other game#so like theres a level at night near a pond and a bridge in that game. right.#my memory of that level involved you playing as a frog with a tophat or something and i couldnt ever figure out what game it was#up until i watched a playthrough/speedrun of it.#i think that memory was lumped in with ''game demos'' in my brain#cause we had a demo disk in our house that had treasure planet and primal (the ps2 game with the woman and gargoyle)#but it also had... i think a turn based 3D rpg game demo??? i dont know what game it was and i cannot find what demo disk it was#especially since finding specific demo disks (on youtube no less) is incredibly difficult#the demo had you started on a trail in the middle of these green green fields#and i think you ran into someone from your village and you battled them? or something?#the only other thing i remember was going into a house and having a camera that was placed in one corner of the room.#i think my family threw away that disc or something. its literally nowhere to be found.#same with a n64 magazine we had that had floigan bros and banjo tooie cheat codes#i had looked at the floigan bros page a few times as a kid cause it looked really fucking weird. but i thought it was an obscure N64 title#i specifically remember hoygles anger box. and maybe their fucked up dog.#but yeah ik what video rental stores are. but that doesnt mean i cant not want to go to a place that does sell old games#im blasting you with shockwaves and dinking my laarge sofa#ignore that typo.
dreamt a friend made a video edit called '6 million anchovy pile alien shit conveyor into tar ride' where the video was an edit of another video of a huge triangularly arranged pile of carps sticking out of shallow water that was originally captioned 'look at these fish doing some alien shit lets fuck these thing' but my friend turned it into a 'now this' style video abt how the fish had so much fun riding a conveyor belt into a tar pit and video edited spongebob and tony zaret into it as if they were moving along the conveyor into the tarpit like it was an ice rink
You are each solitary moment.
All hail the God-Emperor?
