HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS THOUGH

Jojo’s BIzarre Adventure: Part VI- Stone Ocean

Honestly, I was expecting this one:

if you turn off the lights and say “thief king bakura” three times he will jump outta the mirror and kill you instantly

I imagine this is how he’d look.

DM: “you come across a lake filled with beautiful, colorful shining stone-”

halfling: “I TAKE A STONE”

elf: “what? what if it’s cursed or some shit? you’re gonna get us all killed for this shiny rock”

halfling: “I DON’T CARE IT’S PRETTY I WANT IT”

long story short: turns out they were basically walkie-talkies and ended us helping us for half the game. always impulse-grab shiny things

@probablybadrpgideas

Idea: Always impulse grab shiny things.

Set Fallout 5 in South florida I want mutated crocodile men with huge muscles. and miniguns. an all jimmy buffet soundtrack. forget the whole 50s thing.

loot food from abandoned Publixs and try not to die in the sweltering heat

this destroyed wawa is my home now

avoiding roaming packs of rednecks in swamp buggies who are really well camouflaged

A town like Rivet City but instead of a battleship it’s a cruise ship full of ghouls in tropical shirts

no underground dungeons because the water table is so high all dungeons have been replaced by shitty dilapidated luxury condos and retirement villages

The twist is that it’s still just normal Florida, like the fallout hasn’t happened yet, it’s just regular old Florida

Resources For Fantasy & Mythology Writers

Designing A World

The Middle Ages

Mythology

Questions To Ask When Worldbuilding

Magic

neat stuff.

Giveaway Time!

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There will be five winners, separated into 3 tiers! Bronze Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice!

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i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

guess who met david hayter 

AAAAAAAAAA

@maxiesatanofficial

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

The one dancing and flailing at the end

Be more chill!ygo au… Instead of a CPU its a spirit who wants you to be cool

Every character is a bard. Their quest is to find the missing members of their old band and save their home. Enemies are law enforcement, nazis, a rival band, and a jilted ex. See how long it takes the players to realise they’re playing through The Blues Brothers.

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YALL.

This is some A fuckin plus DMing right there it’s so deliciously over the top and unnecessary and PERFECT.

Seriously tho LOVE that bit at the end. That tiny “I don’t think our plan is gonna work…”

A few joking D&D achievements. 

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Forgot these two.

More fake achievements.

Yet more fake achievements.

Print these out and sell them to the PCs each time they meet the requirements.

MAKE MORE

A collection of Pegasus’ English throughout Duelist Kingdom

jESUS

incredible

i c annot bREATHE

YEEEES~

NOOOO~

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

The the leader of Africa’s Malian Empire, Mansa Musa, had an absolutely insane amount of gold. He once went on a tour with all his gold during his pilgrimage to Mecca and he spent so much of it that gold flooded foreign markets and fucked up everyone else’s economy. This guy gave everybody so much gold that it devalued gold itself since it was fucking everywhere and gold prices as well as the base prices of good just flipped out, all thanks to this beautiful Scrooge McDuck man. 

The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria happened to be an accident that essentially started World War One. There were six assassins. The first chickened out. The second forgot to set the timer on his grenade and it bounced off of the car and exploded on another. Then the man took an expired cyanide capsule, which caused him to vomit, and jumped into a six inch high river. He was pulled out by a crowd and beaten and eventually taken by authorities. Then the rest just gave up until the car took a wrong turn down one street right next to one of the assassins who was like, "Well, I guess I'll do this." And that's how World War One started.

japanese vs finnish

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me bitches

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

request accomplished -

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

This is the greatest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN

Remember when Tumblr used to do this dumb shit instead of perpetuating drama about problematic receipts that were years old?

Respond to every single potential threat by attempting to eat it.

Had a player do this to some mysterious black goo that happened to be an alien. It got pretty ugly. I'll spare the gory details. You can imagine what happened.

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

the comment section is a gift 

youtube comments: not always a mistake.

im dead @nefowls !!!!!!!!