Love this weird new rule, you have to actually make sure that Ptreon knows your characters are having consensual sex or it's against their guideline
Godzilla 2000: Millennium (1999)
guy calls me “dude” and insists he means it gender neutrally
angel on my shoulder: remember to remain calm and level headed in this scenario! it’s best to either let it go or politely ask not to be referred to that way.
devil on my shoulder: call him sis or girl or something and make him dysphoric
devil on my third shoulder: call him fucktoy and say you don’t mean it sexually
devil on my fourth shoulder: call him sis and say you DO mean it sexually
clippy on my fifth shoulder: have you guys read sisters of dorley? there’s a much better course of action here
everyone in unison: OH MY GODDDD DID YOU JUST CALL US GUYS
Violence, Sexual themes
So i bought Day Dream Hour and I found. This image. Of izutsumi and i can’t stop laughing
still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"
🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 infinite jaguar attack
"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"
🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆
jaguars
"but..."
🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars
friend just informed me that this dunmesh character (lycion) is apparently a guy which blew my mind. i completely saw them as a girl the whole time i was reading
but also. i don't care
thats a trans metaphor right there. lycion is a trans girl. to me
Apple time 🍏
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GF bite x 2
Vampire date
the world if being incredibly hostile and rude to cops and rich people and politicians and soldiers and missionaries physically harmed their bodies and materially affected the system they uphold.
telling a rich person their house sucks ass and i hope their cop son dies and they fall over and sorta turn into dust and then communism happens.
My girl turning into a werewolf
thinking about that sheet of elf drawings by ryoko kui and it's a Bunch of women looking amazing as hell and then there's like astarion really small in one corner and he looks like he was traced from the box art
And how her only comment on him is "Hrm, he's popular right now"
she doesn't give a FUCK about him it's so funny
Ryoko Kui when a elf girl shows up: I'm 😍😍😍 in love!!! 💖❤️💘💕 My wife!!! 🥰😍😘 So hot!!!! 😘😍💓💗💋
Ryoko Kui when Astarion shows up: Oh you're still around? 😒
being a short butch into legs Really means that everything horny i say just looks like im hardcore rp-ing namari from dungeon meshi and honestly im just impressed with how accurate ryoko kui got with her. like i type out some shit and then mentally i feel like this image is just automatically added underneath
small accumulated dunmesh
I'm watching a video essay about a game ive been interested in playing. The creator of the video, who has crossdressed multiple times, makes a "women arent funny" joke, and i suddenly realize ive never witnessed him acknowledge a woman in an uplifting way before.
I'm on a dating app for lgbt+ people. I've stated multiple times on my profile that i would rather lose an arm than recieve nudes without consent. I will be sent five dick pics for every 2 people i talk to that night.
I'm talking with my dad, who informs me he's been trying his best to learn about trans issues. He says the same things steven crowder brings up when trying to ridicule trans people. I gently but firmly correct my father and get told that ive been fed propaganda.
I'm on instagram, under the comments of a post ridiculing someone for being a misogynyst. Someone's left a comment saying "it must be hard being a woman on the internet" and i respond "it is." I will have every aspect of my appearance scrutinized as a reminder that no matter how well i pass, it will never be enough for someone with bad intentions.
I'm back on that dating app for lgbt+ people. I'm messaged by an attractive looking person, but i can see their partner prominently displayed in all but their main photo, oftentimes striking what im sure they thought was a very intimidating pose. Their bio says "looking for a third for our anniversary." I know that even if I did feel up to it, the gruff partner wouldnt approve of me because i don't pass.
I'm at a job interview for a clothing store. I tell the gracefully-dressed woman interviewing me that ever since i began my transition, i've discovered an interest in fashion, and that this job would allow me to dip my toes into the industry in a safe way. I'm told that i've reduced womanhood to a stereotype, and i can tell by her tone that i lost any chance at the job the minute she realized i was trans.
I'm at the same hospital i got facial feminization surgery in, trying to figure out what's wrong with my bowels. When the person behind the desk gives me a wristband with my patient info on it, i notice a single, lonely, letter M. I ask a nurse in private why it would say that despite me having changed it nearly a year prior. They say they have no clue, and bring in paperwork for me to fill out and have it re-changed again.
I'm living with my mom at the time. I'm new to transitioning, and decide to try my hand at voice training. It feels a bit off, but otherwise im feeling neutral toward the whole thing. I try speaking in this new voice to my mom and she laughs. Now, when people ask if i intend to voice train, i find speaking at all difficult for minutes after.
I didnt have some sort of grand message to convey by this. I just had a thought and then that thought spiralled into whatever the hell this became. Some, okay most, might call it complaining; they are right to do so.
A classic: the werewolf you’re head over heels for strings you along for half your life, and you’re dumb enough to still follow him. To be his doggy if you will
We've seen feminine catboys but why not masculine catgirls
Like we've seen a billion and one catboy twinks but not a single masc catgirl
Where's the 6'3" butch catgirl everyone needs
...nya?
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