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OP: 听说温柔的女生，夏天都喜欢穿裙子

so i have a cat now

5 years ago today this little angel changed my life for the better

we’ve both come so far

Happy 5 years, Baby Socks

*benoit blanc voice* bah gawd that kitten transed your gendah

this is Total Time in Car. train trips don't count. do not count time spent in hotels. if you slept in your car you can put those hours towards your total tho. doesn't matter if you were the one driving or were just a passenger. and put in the tags where you went :)

is that true that gay women like naked bitches. that’s kind of scary

It’s somehow more jarring to see Elton in black than Johnny in pink.

Elton John without the glasses is the most fucked up part. He literally looks like just some guy.

this is so funny to me

some of my favourite tags from this post lmao

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

Another good post to read for those writing small human characters. 

My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.

My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.

I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults. 

*Looking at a bowl of pears* “Can you please pass me the… apple’s friend?” 

Oh my favorite language based one was back when I was still in law school I was talking to this old Japanese man one time and he called me a “lawyer egg” instead of a law student and I still think about that turn of phrase

The Scout Does The Navy Seals Copypasta

via Nathan Vetterlein, Scout’s actual VA from TF2

LIVE FAP CAM will never not be funny

star trek text posts IV: the one with the anons

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

The fight for trans rights bringing about an end to the United Kingdom will be extremely funny.

I saved this picture like a year ago

horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth

@themasses-2

nope

very interesting to take outrage over a more inclusive flag at its word lol and by “interesting” i mean question this shit

i love these pictures even more knowing the flyers paid specifically to use this flag for gritty