disasterolgy. 😈

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This guy wants to be mad but can’t

tired of people tired of life…

I was scared more than all the seasons of American horror story

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

Darling you’ll be okay ☺

You just have to hold on til May 💕

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source!

But can we talk about the kilometer one and how the kid got in trouble because he was right?

Welcome to America