Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."
i like to keep everyone in a 3-mile vicinity alert by randomly cackling loudly in the middle of the forest
also, if you hear cackling in the middle of the woods, please help me. I am stuck in a hole. I have rare and mysterious potions if someone helps.
blood is so cool
its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good
this is a normal take ! 👍
new hc that john makes his apprentices babysit billy when hes has to go out unexpectedly so its just amanda, hoffman, and lawrence in the same room staring at billy like this
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.
that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan
he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.
but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.
but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.
that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.
“this is my box! it was made for me!” - japan’s master of horro junji ito
Saw x au where everyone wears backwards baseball caps to signify the movie takes place in the past
i love how in the background of every plot this season is nandor trying to control and hide his obsession with guillermo all while staring at him with carnal intent like this
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
"LAWRENCE!! Lawrence get up!! I need you!"
"Oh thank god I thought you were dead!!"
"Lawrence! I have family too! I don't see them, that's my mistake. It's a mistake I'd like to fix"
Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it
The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.
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