hello.
i am very afraid to post my silly little art here but i am sleep deprived and just full sent. anyways how are you?

hello.
i am very afraid to post my silly little art here but i am sleep deprived and just full sent. anyways how are you?
Whaat you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Anyways I enjoy drawing Louie I think. I’d like to experiment with his hair more but I like to think he’d have it up most the time (I was gonna color this but I had something important to go to so I didn’t!) he’s very chill so I think he’s pretty cool B)
one thing you can count on the Watcherinas to do is to trend Watcher on tumblr
i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????
Clown code.
I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.
My grandmother didn’t allow her clowns to participate in a PSA back in the 80s because it would have violated The Code. They got actors to scab the roles anyway. My father long resented to loss of Ad revenue and publicity, but my grandmother was the sort of lady who would not sacrifice the dignity of the Clown for any price. Remarkable woman. It’s an open question as to how much the whole debacle contributed to the closure of her Clown College, but I suspect she wanted out of the game by then regardless.
Not to praise men for doing the bare minimum but I think Ryan & Shane’s approach to true crime has become so much more thoughtful and mature. Like I really appreciate them being like “yeah we get morbid curiosity and having fun. Yeah we don’t feel fully comfortable doing that with real people who had real tragic things happen to them. Yeah we are going to take what worked about Buzzfeed Unsolved and ditch the parts that maybe didn’t age well. Yeah it’s going to be awesome and we are going to feel so much better about doing it.” I have no doubt Mystery Files is about to leave its counterpart in the ditch.
message to any autistic pieple on this website who love weed: 24 seasons of How It's Made on tubi for free.
“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!”
“…. this is…. big.”
“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.”
“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.”
“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?”
“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?”
“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!”
“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”
I was just thinking about this tweet and can’t stop laughing what the fuck was he trying to say
The article says that the guidelines have been updated. Instead of asking if you’re a man that’s had sex with another man in the past 3 months it asks everyone regardless of gender if they’ve had anal sex with a new partner or if they’ve had anal sex with multiple partners in the past 3 months.
This both opens up blood donation to msm in exclusive relationships or who don’t have anal sex and more accurately identifies hiv risk from people who aren’t msm. This is exactly the sort of guidelines we’ve been fighting for for years. This is a major win for both gay rights and blood donation in the US. Now a bunch of people who couldn’t donate before can donate now.
really jealous of people who can just... do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig
So Alaska sneaking his dogs underneath the table and them pulling on his seat like a sled whenever he wants to leave is now my favorite thing ever from the latest video.
i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
I don't know if this is the intended takeaway from the Alabama Joins the Table video, but my takeaway is that Florida has bit Alabama (and not in the Girls When California way but in the little brother way) and also that Florida has gotten drunk and cried on Alabama's couch about the way Louisiana's eyes look when the sun hits them just right and also that Florida and Alabama have campfire sing-a-longs. And all of those things have probably happened at the same time.
Montana: Well, if I accidentally kill you, that’s probably my bad. If I accidentally kill you twice, it’s a hell of a coincidence. But if I accidentally kill you three times? Three times? Well, that’s on you. You gotta take some personal responsibility.
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
I felt like blue was a swaggy color yesterday 👍 so I doodled with it 😼 can you believe? Men in love? That’s so cool, shoutout to them. Did I make one of Maine’s bracelets a centipede? Yes. Why? I thought it’d be pretty cool. (rants in read more)
Like I knowwww Shane & Ryan get plenty of credit but… sometimes I feel like they should get even MORE credit. Responsible for a good tenth of the memes circulated in the 2010s, became synonymous with unsolved mysteries & arguably made them popular again, started a whole wave of ghost hunting on Youtube, stole a bridge, filled the gap Mulder & Scully left us, provided Moments that any normie could quote even if you never had seen a moment of the show. Stopped ghost hunting for a year and mysteries for even longer and are now being welcomed back like they never left. Absolute icons the both of them.
