alexis rae

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

just a dude & his skateboard

“why are you always on your computer? you should go out more often”

wait whats that second tab

its this website!!

i basically get paid cash for filling out simple questions.. it’s so easy to do especially if you’re bored

never underestimate how much cleaning your room will unfuck your head

Who here would go see a Frozone solo movie?

I’m SHRIEKING

This is it: this is your sign. You’re brand new, refreshed, empowered to change. Your calmer, softer times are coming. Your confidence, your happiness, your bliss, is arriving. Self acceptance is easier, and taking care of yourself is no longer a chore, but something you look forward to. You start to feel replenished - you’re *you* again - and the next chapter of your happier life begins now.

I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”

Human brain: i’m not putting my hands in the fucking frying pan

Monkey brain: fingers nimble…………. dextrous

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

change the beer to milk tea and that’ll be accurate

Concept art by Eyvind Earle for Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959)