The makes me so happy. It's never to late to come out or express your identity.
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when u think about it of course marvel had to ruin 2012!bruce banner. because they introduced this brilliant humble and empathetic man who was anti military with a wicked sense of biting sarcasm. who was so against the hulk being used in warfare that he’d rather live off the grid in calcutta wearing a dirty suit & with very little money to his name. who was hunted and lied to by thaddeus ross & the us government, and threatened to be put into a cage and experimented on, whose body was going to be used for destruction, to the point that he tried to kill himself. so he learned to control the hulk. to control his anger. who was distrustful, and rightly so. who realized his trust had been taken advantage of yet again when he saw the cage on the helicarrier, and still stayed to help. who rode thru nyc on a vespa to the battle, and revealed that his secret wasn’t that he was dangerous bc he had no control over the hulk, but bc he did. of course they had to ruin him. how could they let a character like that exist? how could they get a character like that to agree to be apart of a govt task force of soldiers & fighters, when his hands were made to help not harm?
30-40 years from now they'll start selling rebranded aestheticized supernatural merch at target to teens who have never seen the show. it'll be like those bleached pastel tie-dye classic rock shirts except instead of the ac/dc logo or whatever it'll be the devil's trap pentagram. yes there will be discourse about this
4-dimensional twitter thread, 2069:
35-yo fandom mom named "Destiel": I hate how kids nowadays wear Supernatural shirts and can't name a single episode. My parents raised me on this show...our culture is dying 😑
some 14 year old kid: Isn't Supernatural problematic? Anyway stream [insert Disney+ marvel spinoff #947284463847]
"well actually" person who can't tell when discourse literally doesn't matter: well actually, Supernatural was progressive for its time! here's my 8 paragraph essay on why Supernatural Season 15, episode 18 was an important cultura
us, 70+ years old and still on tumblr (which is now the equivalent of saying "i have a pager"), screenshotting this thread:
This is frankly ridiculous as many fish species can change sex, as well as lizards, amphibians, trees, etc.
How can you be so damn bigoted you get mad at like, facts of base reality? At what point do you take a beat and wonder 'are we the bad guys?'
The thing that gets me is that their “adult human female” slogan specifically excludes non-human animals, so they don’t have to care that some fish change sex. And yet they literally can’t keep themselves from getting into a froth about it anyway
Hey, if you're wanting to make some changes to how you eat, remember- it's much easier, healthier, and more sustainable to ADD foods that make you feel good than it is to REMOVE foods.
If you feel like you don't drink enough non-sugary fluids, it makes more sense to try drinking more tea and sparkling water than it does to just avoid soda. You gotta add in the good (and remember, that the only value food has is how it makes YOU feel. Food is morally nuetral and should be enjoyed.)
Try:
- Adding a handful of easy produce to lunch and dinner- baby carrots or cherry tomatoes, something 0 prep. And yes, you are allowed to dip it in dressing! (The fats can make it easier for your body to absorb the vitamins in the veggies)
- Adding a cheese stick or yogurt to breakfast. The protein is good and can help you wake up faster.
- Adding some roasted nuts to your afternoon snack. (ADD, not replace.) That variety and little protein boost will do you good!
- Have a glass of tea, sparkling water, or juice each time you have food. Let's be honest- you aren't hydrated enough. Go buy yourself some Kool Aide mix if that'll make you drink more water! Really!
- If you struggle with binge eating sugary foods and it makes you feel yuck when the sugar crash comes- eat 1 or 2 pieces of chocolate with lunch and dinner. Every day. Really. Make it not a big deal. Make it not special. Make it something you can expect, instead of crave. Let yourself enjoy it without guilt.
Remember- food is a gift. It should bring you joy, not stress. Trust your body. Enjoy the cookie. Drink something tasty.
I just want to point out the claim that everyone is grossly dehydrated and needs 8 glasses of water a day is actually a corporate propaganda from water bottle companies. If you drink when you're thirsty, you're getting enough water. I'm really tired of seeing otherwise reasonable posts wailing about a largely fabricated "dehydration epidemic."
Totally true! Not everyone is dehydrated. Trust your body- drink when you are thirsty.
I just know that I end up chronically dehydrated (probably from the ADHD. My brain forgets to keep reminding me that I'm thirsty....) so making an effort to build in reminders to drink *anything* is super helpful for me.
Remember: veggies that have butter or cheese or whatever other "unhealthy" thing that you WILL eat will always be better than plain veggies that you don't.
Food isn't just numbers, it's meant to be enjoyed.
Not only are you more likely to eat MORE veggies if they are served in a way that is enjoyable, but vitamins A, D, E, and K are specifically fat soluble. Your body gets MORE nutrients out of veggies if you eat them with some form of fat. Salad dressing literally makes salad more nutrient-available.
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chris is literally nonbinary
ppl really do just say "cisgender" for anyone who isnt "trans enough" huh
this is literally just how ppl treat nonbinary amabs
So anyway aromantic and asexual people are inherently LGBT+ and belong in the LGBT+ community
ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
everyone (americans) saying uwu I don't really have an accent I am Biting you
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.
both Barry and Ted Lasso end next week.
there's just something inherently holy about a girl vibing alone in her room
via Vincent Giarrano on instagram
woman walking a husky and a maltese and her arms are splayed out like christ on the cross cause of their opposite temperaments. husky pointed like an arrow down the path and the maltese smelling the concrete with great slow consideration. she is grimacing. this is a new tarot card to me, but just another day on earth