i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

KITR from ULTRAKILL

First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968

You get an email from “Bear”. Just Bear. The subject line is “Just Imagine”. You open it and it is a picture of a salmon and nothing else

#this would woo me

(via @penroseparticle)

obsessed with this bench

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

at the pool gettting stupid with the ladies

I literallt can't even handle looking at this thing right now it's making me sick I can't even look at my phone