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neraawritesxx

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

They’re single and ready to mingle~

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen

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onemancabaret

i t i s t i m e

who the FUCK put this on my dash and also thank you

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kittenshift-17
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plutothewitch

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

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dresupi
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fernsandsunflowers

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

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pftones3482
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spectrestephrogers

Here is my opinion as a recruiter (of course recruiting is highly subjective and everyone has their own biases in hiring)

1. If its your first job after a gap, don't say its a health reason. They will probably not ask more but they'll probably mentally downgrade you because 'Are they really okay to come back to work?' If it's further back, it'll be less of an issue. This goes triple for any job that is physical.

2. Depending on hiring person, I find 'I was caring for a family member full time' to be a good reason for a gap that I won't question.

3. If you have the opportunity while in a gap, get a certification or degree. Then you can use that as a reason for your gap and it could potentially turn the view of that gap from negative to positive.

4. If you have a "good" reason, most people understand. I speak to people daily who were a Covid layoff and we don't count this gap against them. I also sometimes talk to people who have to explain gaps around 2008 with "Well that was during the financial crisis" and I go say no more I understand.

4. If you don't have a "good" reason, pretend you do. Don't lie but make it sound like the gap was a thing you chose. "I had the opportunity after leaving my last job to take a few months before looking for work again." "I was able to work on building my home business (Ebay, etsy, etc), but now I'm looking for something more stable."

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toebeens

These are all really great and very helpful, thanks for sharing!!!

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everythingsakura
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everythingsakura

Mrs. Haruno Sakura

"I think Senju Sakura has a nice ring to it." Hashirama announces suddenly, fingers steepled under his chin as he stares at his counterparts in seriousness. Tobirama nods. "Yes. Naturally, she would be my wife as you're supposed to marry Mito-san, anija." his brother sends him a withering look which he serenely ignores.

Mito curls her lip, eyes flashing. "Hell no. Uzumaki Sakura sounds way better. Her hair and temper are more than enough for her to blend in already. You dirty little baboons better keep your paws off her."

Izuna slams his hand on the table, earning three annoyed glares. His brother is leaning in his chair cooly, observing the happenings with disinterest. "I say that Uchiha Sakura sounds the best. We're the ones who found her first anyway, so it's only natural she marries either nii-san or me."

Mito scoffs derisively, rolling her pretty navy eyes, "Yeah you may have found her, but guess who she first ran to for comfort?" her lips curl in a mocking smirk. "The Uzumaki of course. Not you or the equally dumb Senju over there."

Said equally dumb Senju rose from their chairs in protest, one silent and the other dreadfully loud.

Madara stands up suddenly, drawing attention from the occupants of the table. "I have a much better suggestion." he says languidly.

"I personally do like the sound of Haruno Madara."

Silence.

Then, chaos.

"I'm marrying into her clan first!" Izuna exclaims.

"You'll be a concubine at most. I'll be her first wife!" Hashirama shoots back.

"Hashirama, you're a man. Her first wife would be me. You're just the foot stool." Mito growls.

"... I'm not terribly opposed to that."

"I will gladly become a concubine of her clan." Tobirama says seriously.

"You can't all marry into her clan! What about continuing the main line or whatever shit your elders keep spouting?!" Mito screeches in outrage, adamant on snatching the position of main wife.

"The elders," Tobirama starts, "are welcome to keel over and die."

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pftones3482

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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garrettauthor

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

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serialreblogger

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

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bunbunxian

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER

A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy

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ashes-0f-phoenix

PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!

THERE’S MOOOORE

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tlhrfanfic

This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much

GOOD FOR THEM!

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lostsometime

this is adorable but i’m still just stuck on ‘he keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i can’t tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please help’

dude

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garrettauthor

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK MY HEART

#Happiness
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solosclark
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annabcth

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

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thejgatsbykid

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall

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simonbitdiddle

Motherfucker doesn’t need to be Force sensitive to know that there’s Skywalker fuckery afoot when R2-D2 shows up. This is the gentle knock on the door before the Skywalker Drama Van unloads like a clowncar.

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solosclark
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nevertheless-moving
crunchbuttsteak asked:

Imagine Luke and Leia ending up in the clone wars era but all of their force abilities are “what the actual fuck?” levels of bullshit, and neither of them ever realized that the things they could do with the force were considered extremely high level techniques.

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nevertheless-moving answered:

that is one of my FAVORITE things to imagine yes. To me this is less about ‘Skywalker bullshit’ (though there is some of that) and more about the training they (didn’t) receive.

The high-Midi-chlorians-actual-descendents-of-the-force thing makes it easier to tap into the force, makes it more possible to do so without accidentally exhausting yourself. But, in universe, under the right circumstances and with the properly channeled belief anyone can do anything. That’s why Palpatine had to make the galaxy want an empire, why his first strategy was misdirection and his top priority was crushing hope. Chirrut was supposedly force-null and he walked through an army. Han navigated that astroid field because he had to. The force is everywhere. 

In an amusing but possibly unintended turn of events, 6-12 weeks of training in a swamp with an elderly frog who only talks in riddles without ever being exposed to Jedi culture except as a myth is actually IDEAL if you’re looking to maximize a Jedi’s raw strength. Most Jedi training that we see in the prequels is explicitly designed to put the breaks on a force-users raw power (for honestly very valid reasons). Channeling all violence through a single weapon that will start screaming if you get too violent, training to use it defensively, is definitely the soft-ball alternative to just squashing people like meatballs. 

Meditating, wearing beige, the code, shunning attachments, all that stuff is built around making sure force users never run above first or second gear even in stressful situations (again valid, when you run your jedi in the red sometimes they become murder monsters). The downside of this is that when they’re forced to maintain that placid pace for years at a time (i.e: prolonged war), they’re much more likely to burn out.

When Yoda told Luke do or do not, told him a luminous being was he, told him size matters not, the amazing thing isn’t that Luke believed him. That was karking objectively provable. Yoda lifted a spaceship, so now Luke knows he can too if he just thinks he can. So he does. Vader and Palpatine conquered a galaxy. Luke believes he can stop worlds, crush armies, conquer planets and so he can. 

The incredible thing about Luke is what he doesn’t do despite being tapped into the Force utterly free of mental restraint. Luke’s op character trait is his compassion, not his strength.

I assume at some point Luke puts Leia through a similar 2 month meditation class where he convinces her that her only limitations are the ones she imposes on herself. She has a complete meltdown when she realizes that she actually could have boiled Tarkin alive with her mind and saved Alderann. This causes a volcano to go off, devastating the ecology of a small moon. On the flight home, both of them slightly charred, she tells Luke that she wanted to focus on politics and didn’t really want to be a Jedi anyway. Luke nods quickly, supporting her decision, and resolves to seek out some Jedi texts about how to teach people they can do anything but also…maybe…not…anything.

And thus the Jedi order is reborn.

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In the time travel version of this, it means that Luke is assuming that all of the Jedi are restraining themselves like he is. And they are, but they also aren’t, because their breaks are subconscious, built in since childhood, and have a lot of failsafes so even if they turn darkside they still restrain themselves pretty good (a la Dooku). 

Leia is, again, less interested with the Jedi-specific aspects of the war (especially now that she doesn’t have to feel guilty about being one of the only people who can pick up that mantle) and more interested in the diplomatic side. Again, Palpatine can only succeed if the galaxy at large accepts this, and from where she’s standing they’re fucking moving in that direction. If being a Jedi is tapping into the mystical energy field that binds all living things together to channel it through one specific person in one specific place, then politics is manipulating that same power for a diffuse impact on as many people as possible. 

This status-quo lasts until a major clone wars battle where Luke’s like ‘wait- the entire other side is sub-sentient droids? No living beings, and no droids with complex personality matrices? And they’re currently, actively killing living, sentient humans? Well kriff, come on! This is a no-brainer!’

Luke takes a deep breath. The air- it doesn’t disappear or anything- but it- it stops moving. It’s hard to explain…but breathing has an odd…resistance. The hair on the back of every clone’s neck stands up. Several get vaguely sea sick. One pukes a little. Plo Koon stumbles back, head ringing and afraid.

Luke Skywalker stands up and clenches his fists. 10,000 droids crumple like flimsi in the hands of a child. The battlefield is eerily quiet for a moment, then that imperceptible hum (which no one noticed until it stopped) fades and the air returns to its normal density. A few of the shinies start whooping, then the whole battalion is cheering.

Luke massages his temples, smiling wryly at Master Koon. “I guess I can see how that would get exhausting if you were doing it everyday.”

Plo Koon just stares.

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nevertheless-moving

Han, unimpressed, inside a prison cell, watching Dooku throw things around in a show of power:  Yeah, but can you do that while doing a keg stand? My Jedi can do that while doing a keg stand.

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itsthechocopuff
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japanese-revision:

Textbooks:

Online and Phone Dictionaries:

For kanji.

Online reading:

Manga.

Improving your speaking:

Listening:

Reading & Writing practice:

News:

Podcasts and radio:

Radio dramas

YouTube:

Japanese sign language.

TV:

Tumblr:

Those who are studying in Japan

2012 - 2013 exchange students

Working as part of the JET Programme

Blogging:

Learning websites:

Other resources:

I’ve added even more to the list since I first posted this and am continuing to add new things to it. So, I thought I’d re-post it. As always, if anyone has anything they would like to add, let me know!