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Veneziano: *doing some cute shit with a random stray cat he found*

Romano: You do know he's just faking this shit, right?

Germany: Pardon?

Romano: He's exactly like grandpa. Knows how to charm people to get what he wants. Can put on a facade for fuck knows how long. Hell, even had his anger issues as a kid til Austria got that straightened out. He's not actually so cute and shit.

Germany: What? No. He's—he's kind. And as innocent as one who's witnessed war can be.

Romano: I'm tellin' ya, man. He's a mastermind waiting to happen.

Germany: He... He is?

Romano: God knows what evil thing he's plotting over there....

Veneziano to the cat: Please puke up my car keys, Mr. Kitty. It's a rental.

Enemy: you think you can kill me? You're just a child!

Y/n:what-

Kakashi:shut up y/n

Y/n:bu-

Kakashi:No I know what your going to say so just shut up.

Obito:just let them speak

Y/n:thank you obito

Rin:oh no

Y/n:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Enemy:i- *gets killed *

Obito:

Kakashi:

Rin:

Minato:

Y/n: :)

-arson

On a mission

Y/n: Do you guys trust me?!

Obito: No! Not at all!

Kakashi: No.

Rin: Sorry but no.

Minato: well....

Y/n: Doesn't matter! Anyways i have a plan-

-Arson

Y/n right after joining the akatsuki:you seem weirdly familiar

Tobi internally panicking: what ever do you mean?

Y/n: i dont know you just have the vibe of my dead friend obito but yaknow.... kinda insane?

Tobi:oh? Its probably nothing! You are probably just tired!

Y/n: hmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMM ok gn tobi!

Tobi thinking:good its best they dont find out...

Y/n:LMAO JK I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING WHO YOU WERE CUS I HAVE BIG BRAIN! AHA! NOW GIVE ME A HUG YOU STUPID BASTARD!

Tobi:FUCK- DAMMIT Y/N!

-Arson

Y/n: hey lol...so uh... sensei you love me like your own child right?

Minato: what did you do this time?

Y/n: so basically- i sorta kinda....

Kakashi with neon blue hair: Y/N!!!

Y/n: DYEDKAKASHISHAIRINHISSLEEPANDINEEDYOURHELPHEWANTSMEDEAD-

-Arson

Sakura: Its a beautiful day!

Naruto: Yeah, a perfect day to go and eat ramen!

Y/n: A good day to go to the cave where I see red clouds!

Sasuke: A beautiful day to go unalive someone

Kakashi: Yes a good day to worry about what you just said

Part 4 of Incorrect Quotes! Featuring more of Kankuro and Temari, and having Naruto as a guest star in one of the segments. XD

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Temari: Having the best time of my life! :)

Y/n: Tem, Kankuro is drowning-

Temari: This ain't about him.

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[AU where if Gaara and Shijima(from Gaara Hiden) got married]

Gaara, opening a present from Y/n: Oh, thank you for...divorce papers?

Y/n: ...He's gonna need them, let's be real, we were ALL thinking it...

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Genin!Gaara: Your existence is confusing.

Genin!Y/n: How so?

Genin!Gaara: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Genin!Y/n: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Genin!Gaara: You take that back.

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Y/n: Wow...

Gaara: What?

Y/n: *leans in close to his face*

Gaara, blushing: W-What are you doing?

Y/n: A study on cuteness.

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Y/n: Did Gaara just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Kankuro: Yeah, he did.

Y/n: ...And did I do finger guns back?

Kankuro: Yeah, you did.

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Gaara: Y/n and I are no longer friends.

Y/n: Gaara, that is the worst way to tell people we're dating.

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Y/n: Hey, sorry if I disappointed you.

Gaara: It's fine, nothing in life can disappoint me more than my father and uncle.

Y/n: Oh...kay.

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Gaara: Oh fiddlesticks. That really ruffles my sand-

Y/n, crying: pLEASE, JUST SAY FUCK.

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Y/n: Ooooh, Gaara! You had a crush on me~

Y/n: How embarrassing~

Gaara: My love, we're married.

Y/n, blushing: Still...

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Y/n: I had a boyfriend once. Sometimes it's like I can still hear his voice.

Gaara: My love, we literally got married six hours ago.

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[Chunin!Gaara walks in with a pink shirt]

Chunin!Temari: Oh, my god.

Chunin!Y/n: Gaara's wearing pink, he's wearing pink!

Chunin!Kankuro: Are we sure it's not just a white shirt that's been bloodied from a mission?

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Gaara: I tried to acknowledge their feelings. It wasn't easy. There were a lot of them.

[Earlier that day]

Y/n: I'm just so confused- Are you...Are you climbing out that window?

Gaara: *Halfway out the window*

Gaara:

Gaara: No.

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[After Gaara gets kidnapped]

Y/n: What exactly is your plan?

Kankuro: Rescue Gaara and get home safely.

Y/n: Kankuro, that's not a plan, that's a wishlist.

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Sasori/Deidara/Some other Akatsuki member idfk: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Y/n: You're right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

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Y/n: Hey, mind if I ride my skateboard outside?

Temari: Whatever, I'm not your mother.

Y/n: *runs off*

Temari: NOT IN THE STREET!!!

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Y/n: Hey, I'm getting lunch at Subway, anyone want anything?

Kankuro: Yeah, could I get white bread with just every sauce in it?

Y/n: You disgust me, no you cannot have lunch.

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Gaara: If sleep is water, then I am a cactus.

Y/n: I am a fish.

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Temari: Gods, give me patience.

Y/n: I think you mean give me strength.

Temari: If the Gods give me strength, everyone would be dead.

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Kankuro: Today, I'm pranking Gaara and-

Gaara, walking in and eating a bar of soap: Hello.

Kankuro: Are...Are you eating soap?

Gaara: I thought this taffy tasted kind of strange.

Kankuro:

Gaara:

Gaara, continuing to eat it:

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[After Y/n got badly injured from a mission]

Temari: You're losing a lot of blood! Quick, what's your type?!

Y/n: Redhead, blue eyes, likes cacti...

Temari: I mean your blood type!

Y/n: *squints at wound*

Y/n: Red.

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Chunin!Gaara: I'm not in love with Y/n.

Chunin!Kankuro, ducking: Damn, your bullshit almost hit me.

Chunin!Gaara: Did you just duck?

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Kankuro: Do you wanna see a butterfly?

Y/n: Sure!

Temari: nO-

Kankuro: *throws a stick of butter across the kitchen*

Gaara: Majestic.

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[After the Konoha Crush arc, and if the Sand Siblings had to apologize to Konoha's students]

Gaara: Alright, Naruto convinced me not to end the exams in bad terms with everyone...

Gaara: So apologize to me.

Naruto: No Gaara, that's not how-

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Y/n, trying to flirt: You know, you can just admit that you like me, it's pretty obvious pfft-

Gaara: I like you.

Y/n, blushing heavily: wait- WAIT, IT WAS A JOKE!

Gaara, sweating: Was I supposed to laugh???

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Gaara: What's this movie called?

Y/n: I love you, man.

Gaara: I love you too, but seriously what's the movie called?

Y/n: I LOVE YOU, MAN.

Gaara, confused but also decides to shout back: I LOVE YOU TOO, LOVE.

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[After Y/n first moved into Sunagakure]

Y/n: Let's break a window, it's too hot.

Kankuro: Or you could just open one.

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Temari: WHO ATE MY LUNCH?!

Kankuro: I dunno, but it tasted good.

Temari:

Temari: *Slaps Kankuro*

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Y/n, clenching their fists: Fight me!

Gaara, standing behind them, slowly uncapping his sand gourd and shaking his head: *mouths* Do not.

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Genin!Gaara: I don't do "love". Love is for fools.

Genin!Y/n, approaching the Sand siblings: Hey there!

Genin!Gaara:

Genin!Gaara: Fuck.

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Temari: I don't care what everyone says, the black cookie part is the best part of an oreo.

Gaara: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Kankuro: It's a fucking COOKIE.

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Gaara: *carrying grocery bags in both hands*

Y/n: *reaches out a hand to help him*

Gaara: *hands one of the bags to his controlling sand while the other bag rest in one arm, while his other hand takes Y/n's hand*

Y/n: *pouts, but doesn't pull away*

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😂😂😂😂

Father Orochimaru: oh Y/Ns at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on their mind

Tsunade: boys?

Child Y/N: homicide

Y/N: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Shikamaru: *lays down beside Y/N* And you thought I would stay awake?

(Y/n) , in a Naruto fan-fiction: Which Boruto generation will I delete?

Madara: Hn

Izuna: Hn

Obito: Hn

Itachi: Hn

Shisui: Hn

Sasuke: Hn

Y/n: Hn

Anyone else: I know many languages, except for this shit

Y/n:hey guys what did i miss?

Kakashi:WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ITS BEEN 12 YEARS?! EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU DIED IN THE NINETAILS ATTACK!

Y/n who just got bored and started traveling around:well...i got lost on the path of life.

-Arson

Y/N, walking into the room: someone stole my antidepressants

Y/N: whoever you are-

Y/N: I hope you're fucking happy

i just wanted to use the toilet during Baji’s birthday party….

“I hate it,” you scowl at your reflection for the nth time as you turn sideways to examine your swollen tummy in the dress. It’s white and objectively it’s gorgeous but on you, you hate it. “I look ridiculous. We should cancel this whole fucking thing.”

{Set in the future where everyone is ALIVE}

The Founders: *all trying to grab the phone charger out of Draken’s hand*

Draken: Alright, that’s it! Start the betting!

Mitsuya: 95%

Mikey: 40%

Pah-chin: 10%

Kazutora: 5%

Baji: Dead.

Draken: Sold to the poor poor child with zero percent!

Ran: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Kakucho: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Rindou: FLOOR IT!!

Izana: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Kakucho: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Ran: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Izana: DO IT!

Kakucho: NO-