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“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 63
What do these four have in common?
Wears an eyepatch (or something like it, at any rate) but doesn’t actually need it?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that they all had some sort of relationship with a young male protagonist.
- Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls is the great-uncle and caretaker of Dipper
- Kakashi from Naruto is Naruto’s teacher and leader
- Adventure from The Pagemaster was the traveling companion of Richard
- Evil Morty from Rick and Morty was an enemy to Morty
Next:
What do these four have in common?
They were all reanimated or brought back to life in some way?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that they were all recruited by Q and the Fourth Doctor to fight against the multiverse-traveling Borg in the fanfic “A Tangled Web Part 6 - Planet of the Borg Down Under”
- Crocodile Dundee from Crocodile Dundee
- Goliath from Gargoyles
- Max Headroom from Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future
- Robocop from Robocop
Next:
What do these four have in common?
They all have wheels?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that they were all items found in the brownstone home of infamous NYC hoarders the Collyer brothers
- A baby stroller
- A Steinway piano
- Rusted bicycles
- The chassis of an old Model-T automobile
Additional items found include: An X-ray machine, photos of pin-up girls from the early 1900s, glass chandeliers, potato peelers, and jars of pickled human organs.
Next one is about real history:
What do these four have in common?
Their surnames ends with “g”?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that none of them saw Neil Armstrong walk on the moon live on TV
- Maury Emperor Ashoka the Great didn’t see it live on TV because he died 2201 years before it happened
- Swedish Activist Greta Thunberg didn’t see it live on TV because she was born 34 years after it happened
- American Singer-songwriter Stevie Wonder was alive at the time but he didn’t see it live on TV because he’s blind
- American Astronaut Neil Armstrong didn’t see it live on TV because he was too busy being on the Moon
Last one:
What do these four have in common?
they’re all care bears?
Correct!
- Funshine Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
- Bedtime Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
- Good Luck Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
- Birthday Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what these questions have in common?)
Had to do it to em
Correct! Lucky Luciano (the “had to do it to em” guy) is hidden in every question.
- Inside the mouth of Adventure
- In the ear of Crocodile Dundee
- Inside the baby stroller
- On the moon
- Behind the candle on Birthday Bear’s belly
Now that’s all, folks!
Happy April Fool’s Day!
Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!
🕶️the earth is healing and i am going to unheal it.
anything that happened in December 2021 to now was daves fault confirmed
BEST MEOWRAILS EVAR!!!!! X33333
This animation took me soooooo long so rbs are appreciated!!
little bit shorter than a kangaskhan
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The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.
i did this in like 2 minutes on after effects
IM GOJNA FICKING DIE
Sometimes I wish Weird Al wasn’t so good at annunciation and making his lyrics so clear because what I would give to not understand the lyrics of Waffle King
I need to start a collection of people listening to Waffle King for the first time
what the fuck
Even poor Jeffy got in on it
Listening to it rn. So far nothings come up
Oh.
Nevermind...
im gonna listen to it
not too bad so far?
…i dont get it
okay you know what I wasn’t gonna do this but. I think I should take a listen too just to see what all the fuss is about !
THRILLER NO
alright alright ill do it
kinda funky beat. pretty nice
Is this about sex .
Sometimes I wish Weird Al wasn’t so good at annunciation and making his lyrics so clear because what I would give to not understand the lyrics of Waffle King
I need to start a collection of people listening to Waffle King for the first time
what the fuck
Even poor Jeffy got in on it
Listening to it rn. So far nothings come up
Oh.
Nevermind...
im gonna listen to it
not too bad so far?
…i dont get it
okay you know what I wasn’t gonna do this but. I think I should take a listen too just to see what all the fuss is about !
THRILLER NO
alright alright ill do it
kinda funky beat. pretty nice
Sometimes I wish Weird Al wasn’t so good at annunciation and making his lyrics so clear because what I would give to not understand the lyrics of Waffle King
I need to start a collection of people listening to Waffle King for the first time
what the fuck
Even poor Jeffy got in on it
Listening to it rn. So far nothings come up
Oh.
Nevermind...
im gonna listen to it
not too bad so far?
…i dont get it
okay you know what I wasn’t gonna do this but. I think I should take a listen too just to see what all the fuss is about !
THRILLER NO
alright alright ill do it
After stewing on it for like a year I'm FINALLY doing this lets fucking GO (Now you all might finally get an explanation for all the nonsense I spout here and there LOL) ((Last page is mainly a TL;DR of the important points by the by))
[I'll add more to this post later since I'm a little caught up right now as of posting this but yes, Sludge lore is becoming real]
