Does tumblr assume I'm a caveman? Recommended posts for Grugnar?
unimaginable violence
the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags
that alphabet completionist blog has activated something in me so now i think i'm just gonna start making posts where it seems like a quirky little joke at first except underneath i subtly try to include all the letters. already made one but it didn't catch on so now i have to make more. i realize this might be a bit silly and pointless of me but i don't care. i wanna win the alphabet
you could at least tag me if you want to suck my dick
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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@alphabetcompletionist idc about the alphabet I just wanna suck dick @alphabetcompletionist @alphabetcompletionist @alphabetcompletionist
get out ‼️
Had a dream that I was reading a book called The Tiger, about a living city that slowly digested its inhabitants. The title annoyed me because the city was clearly not an ambush predator, but a passive hunter like a jellyfish or sundew. No one knew they were being digested—life in the city just wore them down little by little, and fate always seemed to conspire to keep them there. The book was ambiguous about whether the forces of economic instability and social injustice were supernatural qualities “the tiger” generated to subdue prey or natural occurrences that had attracted “the tiger” to settle in that city as its hunting ground.
wait fuck this was an ABBA dream wasn’t it
The concept of a hard-hitting surreal political horror novel based on an ABBA song is great. Thank you brain keep up the good work.
Love knowing from the notes that this is exactly as weird and funny in both languages to the point that it's currently a meme over there
Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants
The diagram:
The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around "purchase"
I did the barbie meem with them
