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in my ray bradbury phase

@six-frogs-in-a-trench-coat

y’all are awesome. if you’re reading this, you are an amazing person, and i wish you a great day. tysm!!!

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hi guys

pronouns: they/she

gender: jesper llewellyn fahey or wylan van eck

fandoms: STAR TREK, MCU, ATLA, TOH, SHE-RA, HEARTSTOPPER, BNHA, I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS, omg STRANGER THINGS!!!!, IT, anything musical theater, RTC, GGLAM, probably more that i’m forgetting…

kin: richie tozier, sydney novak, will byers

Favorite animals: frogs, horses, cows, cats, dogs

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SIX OF CROWS.

CROOKED KINGDOM.

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these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island

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at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”

thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots