hi wanted to start a rb game but my main isn't the best place to start

is it obvious i don't know the normal amount of followers?

I saw this last night at a sensitive time and got soooo fucking scared omg my mind couldn't even comprehend what I was looking at. those false eyes are working on me

the fucking

another one <3

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

specifically this kind of bonk.

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

THIS IS NOT THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

No offense, but who the FUCK is wilbur soot

that’s wilbur soot

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

in my minds eye

My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island

This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet

outta my way gayboy Im gonna guzzle the demoncum cocaine slurry

at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”

thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots

sleepy gays shouldn’t have to apply for jobs we should just get to sleep and be oh so snuggly in bed

when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them

I have a gay crush on all of my mutuals what's your excuse

“ Auroras “ // David Garrido