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I’m 3/4 into a bottle of wine and trying to pretend I’m not drunk in front of my brother but somehow I’ve been talking about the quadratic formula for the part ten minutes and I cannot stop myself and I wanna know who the FUCK gives drunken shpiels about algebra?????

like some stupid part of me thinks n that if i focus real hard and keep talking about polynomials and FOIL he won’t know i’m wasted...but also we were just discussing the clothing in Harry Potter so how the FUCK did I get here

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Vanilla sex is hardly spoken about but it’s cute like imagine whispering I love you to someone and hearing them moan and being so caught up in the pleasure and endorphins that you basically melt into eachother while holding hands and kissing eachother