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@sith-shenanigans

io | 20s | autistic | genderfluid (they/them) | asexual sapphic | queer | polyam | very enthusiastic | icon by @mossygator | header by @dingoat | https://archiveofourown.org/users/sith_shenanigans/pseuds/sith_shenanigans
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absolutely batshit insane to me that omegaverse porn is an effective data poisoning method against gpt-based products. predatory language models getting tripped up by wolf dick was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are i guess.

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i want us all to take a minute and just. contemplate the possibilities.

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll

Annals of US city governance, we are finally embracing the radical notion of trash bins:

The new rule is part of the city’s broader plan to move trash into containers, a simple yet revolutionary change in New Yorkers’ trash habits. To do so could easily cost the city hundreds of millions of dollars over the next decade. City officials must buy new specialized trash trucks and stationary containers, while also increasing the frequency of residential trash collection in large swaths of the city.

"Specialized trash trucks and stationary containers" how will we develop this frontier technology??

Other cities like Barcelona, Buenos Aires and Singapore have already embraced trash containerization.

Genius sentence, the way its structured to imply only the best of the best in modern cities have piloted this crazy idea. Soon NYC will be on the elite list of cities not dumping bags of trash openly on the streets! If you find yourself asking "wait why has this not happened yet", well:

City officials found that it was possible to use trash containers on 89 percent of the city’s residential streets, but it would require removing 150,000 parking spots 

So, yup.

something something developed country something

Other cities like Baltimore, Detroit and Bumfuck, Nowhere, have already embraced

Turns out Molenbeek, the Netherlands, is more technologically advanced than some major US cities. Who'd have thought!

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To be clear, the fact that NYC just puts out fucking bags of trash without bins or cans is a wild fact that doesn't mesh with how every place I've ever lived has handled trash. Literally everyone I know puts shit in bins.

Except, apparently, New York City.

Anonymous asked:

very important question: how do i pronounce Ahene? i've been reading it as ah-heen so far and i'm not sure it's correct

no, you got it!

being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES

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don't even think about it

Harrow: Was alerted to an “event” happening in my own House and (holds up a sign reading “The Trial of Gideon Nav”) Harrow: Gideon’s a cavalier, by the way. Utterly lawless land. Aiglamene: Why are we executing Gideon again? Harrow: She does deserve it to be fair Gideon: I’ll be accused of so many crimes I didn’t commit Harrow: That would just be using up valuable time that people could be using to accuse you of crimes that you did commit

One of them waved a scanner hurriedly in her general direction, then saluted. “Thank you, milord. The commander’s in a strategy meeting, but it’s not urgent—you can go ahead in.”

More meetings,” Khem muttered, in a low growl. “They fight this war by committee, and wonder why they have not won.

Ahene stuck her hands behind her back, the fingers of one curled around the other’s wrist. “I know the concept of meetings is more than a thousand years old.”

Khem’s sigh was slow and rumbling, like a mountain settling. He followed her through the gate. “Yes,” he agreed, regretfully. “But Tulak Hord could put those who wasted his time to the sword.

“I’m fairly sure you’ve complained about those meetings, in fact.”

I had not realized yet that they had become so much worse.

“Look on the bright side.” Did Sith use that idiom? She decided she didn’t care. “We won’t be staying for this one. All we need is the safe route. The camp commander is only involved because—” In lieu of making a derisive gesture, Ahene shrugged one shoulder. “Sith, apparently. I’m not planning to get sidetracked by any requests.”

A grim, flat laugh. “Were you doing so, before?”

No tumblr poll tournament is complete without some propaganda, and with @spy-battle happening, I had to weigh in on behalf of my favourite disaster spy. Ty to @disaster-bi-shan for peer reviewing and reminding me of some of the chaos antics I forgot!

Head over and vote for this loveable space bisexual!