Rest in peace Angus Cloud 🕊 (1998-2023)
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Missionary so you can spit in their mouth while they gasp for air from being choked
every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
This tag deserves to be seen
Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.
i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is "we should kill them"
Victim: I just want you to know how I really feel about you. I love you.
Serial Killer: Do you now? Love me? What do you think that means? What do you think it looks like?
Victim: To me, it means that I want to be with you. That I want to do whatever I can to make you happy and keep you safe. It means that I will always be there for you, no matter what.
Serial Killer: You know, it's funny that you mention that. I have been thinking about making you mine in the most intimate way.
Victim: What do you mean?
Serial Killer: I want to take you home. To my home. I want to keep you there and make you my very own. You will be in my arms and under my control. It will be perfect.
Victim: Are you serious?
Serial Killer: Absolutely. You are the perfect woman for me. You love me, understand me and want to be with me. All I want in return is your loyalty and loyalty is something that I am sure you have.
Victim: I do love you and I will do whatever it takes to make you happy.
Serial Killer: Wonderful. All I need is for you to obey me. Everything that I ask of you must be done and done without questions. Can I trust you to do this?
Victim: Yes, you can.
Serial Killer: Very good. Now, let's start with something simple. Go and get me my favorite food from the store. It will be the first of many tasks that I will be giving you.
Victim: Okay, I can do that.
Serial Killer: Yes, you can. And I expect you to do it without any questions. Do you understand this?
Victim: Yes, I do.
Serial Killer: That's my girl. Now, go and get me what I asked for. I will be waiting for you when you get back.
