Trying to sleep

Brain: John Jay got sick after writing five

Me: please stop

Brain: James Madison wrote twenty nine

Me: do nOT

Brain: Hamilton wrote-

Me: *sits up on bed* THE OTHER FIFTY ONE

WHY DO I PROCRASTINATE????????? i yell from a mountain top because i would rather climb a mountain than do my homework

college tips 

- do  not  take  8 am classes

- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week

- sleep 

- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it

- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly

- quizlet

- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS 

- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food

- dont wear your lanyard around your neck

- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home

- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES

- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow

- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind

- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning

- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look

- take out the fucking trash

YES to all of THIS! College is all about connections and broadening yourself as a all around person. Be everywhere ! Do everything ! And do NOT waste a moment.

Do you guys ever think about the fact that Buckbeak got a trial and Sirius Black didn’t?

Fuck you, crouch

oh mY GOD

Sirius already HAD his trial before he went to azkaban - he was an escaped prisoner I don’t think they were going to retrial him before they put him back??

　”Oh I know Crouch all right,” he said quietly. “He was the one who gave the order for me to be sent to Azkaban - without a trial.” -Sirius Black (GF27)

my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am

I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

“Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides.”

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab.