I need it to rain all day during the 4th
twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?
might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!
OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.
rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce
friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her
The holy trinity
jesse we need to cook empathy jesse
I drink this and my knees no longer crack and make weird noises.
op delete this now
If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well
Reblogging to potentially save a fur friends life
🎉IT'S A TIE!!! 🎉
congrats to jessie and james, the co-winners of the pokemon human character tournament!!!
APOLLO JUSTICE
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me every day of my fucking life








