Really, is Adam-X all that worse than Carnage? He makes more money for you, but he feels almost exactly the same. He just needs a hat and a soul patch and he'd be that same level of creatively bankrupt 90s excess.

Well, Adam-X is a whole lot stupider-looking than Carnage.

That all said, while we’ve had some fun here, there’s nothing wrong with liking any of the characters in the Marvel pantheon. And if there’s one thing that time has taught us, it’s that given enough of it, everybody will turn up again.