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Oatmeal

@sirporcupine

Hey i'm Oatmeal | He/Him | Your friendly neighborhood trans gay disaster guy
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i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

guy who replies to all his friends' selfies with the flame emoji but it's because he abhors the graven image and he's trying to burn them but he doesn't know how computers work

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger