Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD
i have no defense against this. you've got me
i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused
"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.
guy who replies to all his friends' selfies with the flame emoji but it's because he abhors the graven image and he's trying to burn them but he doesn't know how computers work
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
i hope someday... they stop making live action remakes altogether. someday... then i will find peace
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
Just remember if you suffer from melancholy and must run away to the sea for your health that you should also wear sunscreen




