I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup
Be NICE TO ME
I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself
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…no…
But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.
:) here's the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king
YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE
Wael Sawan (Shell CEO)
Darren Woods (Exxon CEO)
Patrick Pouyanne (TotalEnergies CEO)
The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.
Eating four leaf clovers is like, the Right Response to finding a four leaf clover yknow. You find a four leaf clover and you're like "oh sick! A four leaf clover" and then what the fuck are you supposed to do? Carry it around until it gets smushed and lost? Press it and have it be clutter? No, you eat that fucking son of a bitch. Absorb its power. Instant closure
"I forgor" is becoming a bigger impact on my vocabulary than even "It fucken wimdy"
the reason for this is it is only fucken wimdy every now and then, while I forgor happens 85 times a day.
i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
OK! OK!
Anonymous asked:
When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible
this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark
You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.
omg it's snoopy my friend snoopy!!!
YEEEEEEEEEOWCH
an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me