slimegirlapologist
call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it
never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset
when animals are black and white, that's the good shit. magpies. orcas. polar bears.
I don’t think polar bears belong on this post, despite them having black skin. They have clear fur and generally no markings like the other two examples. Pandas, sure. Skunks, yes. Dalmatians, sure. Just Oreo things.
Hope this helps!
AMOGUS
peace walker is a game about how your mom dated people before she was your mom, and sometimes you meet those people and realize that your mom is a real person and not ur idea of a mom. and a good reaction to that is to not become addicted to starting your own personal collection of child soldiers
breadcunt
There was a lot of homosexual shit too
that’s in every metal gear game, to point that out would be like saying “also there is a metal gear and also a guy named snake”
tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023
why did he say this
happy we’re just normal men wednesday
german duolingo lady: Er trinkt
me: i didnt hear this better click the Slow Pronunciation Turtle of Shame
german duolingo lady, now with intense judgment and hate in her voice, articulating like im 5 years old: ER….. TRINKT……
born from rot
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my oc vasil [he/they] my plague genasi blood hunter
also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”
dark souls npcs will laugh in your face for a minute straight after calling u a dumbass in the most cryptic ways possible and then five hours later you find them dead on the floor and immediately loot their clothes off of their body
if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point
REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?
how could i say no to a pretty girl like you.. lets throw a desktop wedding. i want all the icons to be there, all the folders and files. i love you forever
