this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here
I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x
whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
'fuck it we ball' and 'this too shall pass' are literally equal and opposite forces
people on tumblr can never say “i have anxiety” it’s always gotta be some shit like “obbghhhg the scaryfulness persists”
My writing process is to open my WIP, stare at the unfinished chapter, feel guilty then close it.
i dont know which one of you needs to hear this but your wizard hat is pointy and your robes are glorious and that guy you accidentally vaporized was no big deal you are wonderful <3
no one on tumblr can be chill about anything
me: makes one positivity comic about body hair
you fucking ghouls: YEAH! if you shave your body hair you are evil and should KILL YOURSELF
Today's advice from your Goth Auntie
- Take a few deep breaths, your meds, and drink some water.
- Washing your face won't fix things, but it'll make you feel better.
- The Distant Ominous Music is eagerly watching weather reports in hopes of thunder*.
❤️Auntie Jilli
- And now I'm earwormed with "Waiting for the Sound of Thunder" by Duran Duran.
Laszlo Cravensworth: An ADHD Icon
insp.
This is an old one... reposting for Kermit's 68th birthday! Happy Birthday Kermit!
reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention
