I bet he also thinks coolsville sucks.
looks like some good quality copper ore on the Market board on Siren
every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
this is the sound of the summer every summer forever
Course start screens from Super Mario 64 DS.
jojoshojo
send this to your crush with no context
Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".
"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:
- This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.
- This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!
happy street fighter fuck her from behind friday
official capcom art
Happy street fighter fuck her from behind Friday
You can make fun of the Sorrow’s appearance all you want, but you can never forget that he bagged the absolute hottest woman in the metal gear universe
Another ballpointpen doodle I did while calling customer support today.
It was very “screm”.
obligatory link to all my galleries and stuff: https://crescentia-fortuna.carrd.co/
"Flowers" prompt for leomari week, Aug 2020. Also, some bonus sketches.
And the cyclops Polephemus cried out, "Nobody! Nobody is owning me online! Nobody is beating my ass in the replies!"
#“Nobody owned me! Nobody owned me!” Polephemus continued to insist as he slowly shrank and transformed into a corn cob
