Sweater Weather
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I will almost always reblog this
“what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??”
After hearing Pokemon GO is more popular than Tinder
misha being a perfect motherfucker
“Live blog” the next 30 minutes hour of your day (or night.) Make it a thrilling, yet still factual read. (Edit a single post for this, don’t make individual posts.)
@officialgishwhes I'm in Auatralia, so it's not midnight for me...But still here we go!! Alright so I was sitting on a bench in chatswood with two of my friends, and then this religious Christian preacher comes to us, so I say we are not interested and he says he was talking to the girls. Then he asks them if they were Christian. So I speak up and say, "Well I'm actually a Lucifist". And oh my Jesus the look on his face was priceless. He asked me to repeats my self so I did. Then he asked if I beloved in God and I was like, "Well of course I believe in God! But what he did to lucifer was just wrong, I mean lucifers only crime was loving God too much". And oh my actual Jesus he was so shocked and horrified. He was like, "Do you know who lucifer is?!?" And I was like, "Of course I do, I just don't like to use the derogitory name "Satan". He almost had a cow. Then he asked me to tell him about what I believe in. And I give him the ENTIRE lucifer talk!! Like right from the beginning of, "So first there was God, and he created the 4 arch angles, Michael, Lucifer, Rafiel and Gabriel" and so on. Mid way during my talk he calls his other preachers to come and listen! And I JUST KEEP ON GOING ABOUT LUCIFER AND THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!! And when j finished oh my Jesus they all had a cow. I couldn't do it any more!! I had to be like, "Nah I'm just messing with you I'm Jewish" Thank you supernatural! All those hours of non stop watching have finally paid off.
This is so important
HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter)
Bonus:
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
