@hismajestykingjake @bon-solo @raygunning

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

this hoe said puppetry 

when i realize i misread a situation and was being petty for no reason

Scorpio antics

i’ve watched this 23 times

i wanna get some backstory on this

Why is he soooo upset???

when you realized you bullied the wrong kid

gordo was the truth

I was Gordo

peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

Ramen is 4/$1 you dirty broke bitch

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague