@pangur-and-grim my hand slipped
I am.... speechless. Every word of this plot, I can't process it.
Every time I read it it's like getting hit and run over by the magic school bus.
Oh okay, I thought I had an Adderall-induced insomnia-fueled dream about a queer high school film about two unpopular sapphic girls who start a fight club in order to hook up with cheerleaders.
But it was real. That's a real thing.
It's really real for real, y'all
…I’m assuming “bottoms” comes from the bottom members of cheerleading formations who are stronger and usually do the heavy lifting and throwing of the other girls…
Oh, that's good! It seems it'll be a lot of playing with that title. Like they're at the bottom of the social ladder as well.
I Can Eat Glass
I Can Eat Glass was a linguistic project documented on the early Web by then-Harvard student Ethan Mollick. The objective was to provide speakers with translations of the phrase "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me" from a wide variety of languages; the phrase was chosen because of its unorthodox nature. Mollick's original page disappeared in or about June 2004.
As Mollick explained, visitors to a foreign country have "an irresistible urge" to say something in that language, and whatever they say (a cited example being along the lines of "Where is the bathroom?") usually marks them as tourists immediately. Saying "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me", however, ensures that the speaker "will be viewed as an insane native, and treated with dignity and respect".
Marceline is really leaning into demand barking these days. She thinks it’s a really useful behaviour.
Ough…. Bouba and Kiki…..
She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods
These live rent-free in my head.
Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room
My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares
you should get a better therapist
the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing
grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
lena pawxton is the wol of all time (and belongs to the lovely @subspaceskater <3)
SO SO SO SO SOOOO FUCKING CUTE EVERYONE LOOK AT HER.
hi landlady, have you ever thought of making mr j a little frilly collar like this? I think it would be very dashing and some cats don’t seem to mind…
Oh, it's one of the most famous works of Shotei Takahashi! Although I like his cats but I haven't thought to make it... Please give me some weeks...
おまたせしたですよ
Thanks for your waiting
このとこ なぜかこれが サイニンキですので
ヒサビサにあかエリをつけたです
This post is getting popular again these days, so I wear a red collar again...
looks at you
looks at you
@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized








