honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”


big fucking mood
In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.
all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure
look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love
another beautiful bat you can see her whiskers!!!! look at her
this one’s named after it’s nose looking like a leaf! get fucking with it look she’s adorable!
get out of here with fake bat love

Check out this dark sheath-tailed bat!! Ain’t she a pretty girl?? Give this cute little fucker some love

characters with no flaws are boring that’s just a fact


fuck
never mind i take it back

everyone on this post trying to point out “””flaws””” that kirby has should be absolutely and completely ashamed of themselves

remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid
Carnival Kerfuffle: The Animatic starring Beppi the Clown
The instant I saw this fucker in Cuphead I only had one voice for him in my head; Charlie Adler. Audio is from a bunch of clips from Cow and Chicken. My best guess as to what Beppi’s behavior was like is exactly that of the Red Guy and if Cuphead were a modern cartoon it would have the absurd and almost uncomfortable humor of a 90′s cartoon. I hope you all enjoy this.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
I just had to tweet this to Charlie. XD
lol
this is awesome. Great job

fucking shit i love this.

the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl sitting in the priority seating if she could sit down because she’s pregnant and the girl replied, “well I’m really tired, i was at the march all day.”

Awkward.

Are you fucking joking
That’s not something you can hold an entire political ideology responsible for

Bruh

somebody explain this

(original video here) (idea credit to diorum)
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Я чист и свеж…
“I’m clean and fresh”
bill: *stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can understand not even him*
bill: you know?

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life
i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously





