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one thing I think about a lot is that there are a lot of Obi-Wan ships out there, and it makes sense, Ewan McGregor is very pretty and brings a lot of raw charisma to the character, but I can't help but think about how out of character it would be for Obi-Wan to even be in a relationship.

Obi-Wan takes his oath very seriously, he's a very by-the-book Jedi (mostly anyway). If I'm thinking about the character as we see him in canon, he would never be romantically involved with someone. That's not to say I don't think he would ever catch feelings, we see with Satine how that isn't true, but he would walk away and resist any kind of emotions he felt.

Obi-Wan's whole deal is that he's the perfect Jedi, followed the code to the letter, and believed wholeheartedly in it. He's more complicated than that, but that's his character template. This is not to say I think shipping him with people is bad, I have my own ships for him (Obitine my beloved), but I do find it funny that even putting him in a relationship is already breaking characterization. The fun part of that for me is going "okay how do I get this guy who, realistically, would be against being romantically involved with someone, romantically involved." but even then it wouldn't be sustainable, cus Obi-Wan's convictions as a Jedi would come crashing back in.

I love it when pre Original Trilogy era shows how much effort went into making the Death Star. It took decades, literal decades, and it took so much money and so many people and it was such a secretive thing and it’s staffed by millions because it’s the size of a small moon.

I cannot express how much all of the added information makes it so much funnier that Luke blew it up.

Luke destroys literally everything Palpatine built. He blows up the Death Star, which was referenced in universe as early as the second movie. He blew up the weapon of mass destruction twenty years in the making. And he blew it up pretty much directly after it’s first and only successful attack. It was operational for fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes that Palpatine had the thing he’d been building for longer than Luke has been alive, and Luke blows it up. First day retirement, but first hour retirement.

Luke convinces Darth Vader to turn back to the light side, a feat thought literally impossible by literally everybody. Sidious clearly doesn’t see Vader’s betrayal coming. Vader’s betrayal was not in his plans, nor was it something he was prepared for. Sidious is a powerful Force user with all four limbs while Vader is a man in the tin can Palpatine put him in. If Palpatine had seen Vader turning coming, he would not have allowed it to happen.

Luke literally should not even be alive. Palpatine almost definitely got Padme out of the way on purpose, and he almost certainly was trying for her unborn child as well (there was way too big of a risk that a cute liddol bebe would bring some humanity back to Anakin, and Palpatine did not want Anakin to have any humanity) Luke living is literally the first step in Palpatine’s ultimate downfall, especially once Vader finds out that Luke is his son. His very alive son. His son that is not dead, despite Palpatine claiming Anakin killed Padme. Implying that Anakin killed Padme and she posthumously gave birth. But, she didn’t give birth on Mustafar, which was the last place Anakin interacted with her. And once the mother dies, you have to get those fuckers out fast or they die too.

I imagine Darth Vader piecing all of this together is that meme with all the math floating around his head, because how could Padme have died by his hand and then given birth like two hours later?

Luke killing Palpatine is what ultimately leads to the dissolution of the Empire as an omnipotent entity. Luke killed the Empire. Luke spends a good amount of his adult life killing Empire remnants. We see that in the Mandalorian, since he’s so recognizable that Gideon immediately knows he’s fucked just by seeing an X-wing. We read it in Legends’ continuity, where Luke terrifies Imperials because he can walk into their changing room and stand in their for a minute and they don’t even notice.

Luke destroyed Palpatine’s life’s work. Everything Palpatine spent his whole life working towards, and Luke kills all of it. He blows up not one, but two Death Stars (he may not have pulled the trigger on the second Death Star, but without him, it never would have been destroyed). He convinces not one, but multiple Sith and Dark Jedi to return from the Dark Side. He is the only reason that Obi-Wan Kenobi, the biggest pain in Palpatine’s ass ever born, lives long enough to make it to the Death Star.

Palpatine went through so much effort. And just when he had finally won, when he finally had a weapon capable of destroying entire planets with a single blast, making it impossible for any planets or peoples to go against him, Luke shows up nineteen years late to the Jedi party with space Starbucks and a droid twice his age and almost singlehandedly destroys everything Palpatine ever had a hand in creating.

Luke manages to become even worse than Obi-Wan Kenobi, the ultimate thorn in the side of politicians, and Luke doesn’t even understand any politics. He wasn’t trained in diplomacy like Obi-Wan and Leia, no, he’s a farmboy who left home for the first time in his entire life, just this morning. And he is the one to destroy the Empire.

If they rewrote Star Wars and had it entirely from Palpatine’s perspective, Luke Skywalker would be his greatest foe. Luke Skywalker would be the final boss. Luke Skywalker is the antithesis of everything Palpatine believes in and he is the one character that Palpatine cannot predict. He isn’t as moldable as Anakin, he doesn’t respond to threats very well, he’s apparently impossible to kill via Force lightning (still the funniest scene of all times, the progression of Palpatine’s face falling and him looking like “what the fuck??? Is this kid rubber??? I’ve electrocuted him eight times???”), his unwavering faith in his father’s goodness makes Darth Vader want to be a better person, Luke Skywalker is the big bad of Palpatine’s story and—

There is nothing in this world that is funnier than someone’s biggest antagonist being Luke fucking Skywalker. Luke Skywalker, who saved the galaxy with the power of love and who shouldn’t exist, by Jedi rules and by Palpatine’s own attempts, and whose best friends are literally droids, which Palpatine canonically hates!

Everything about this is hilarious, this is the funniest thing in all of media, Palpatine loses absolutely everything to some backwater farmboy who fucking likes droids.

And when Luke destroyed that Death Star? That was his first time flying a ship like that in space. This kid has had 5 minutes of Jedi training by the time he blows up the Death Star.

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“Jedi will just say, ‘Oh, this was a test from the Force.’ when anything happens or say ‘May the Force be with you.’ to someone who’s not a Jedi.” I mean, yeah, they do.  Because the Force is a demonstrable, provable thing that tests Jedi all throughout their lives and moves through them and bolsters them.  That’s literally how it works in-universe, the Jedi aren’t just going on faith that the Force exists or that it sends them trials, it’s literally what the Force does to Luke on Dagobah, the Jedi on Ilum, Ahsoka and Kanan and Ezra on Lothal.  The Jedi are not pulling “the Force is testing me” out of their asses, it’s genuinely just what the Force does.

Reblogging firstly to shine a spotlight on @limnsaber’s excellent tags:

#this is what gets me abt what barriss said to the martez sisters in tcw #because to outsiders it’s callous and a dismissing phrase #‘the force will be with you’ as a response to something dire and horrible that has happened #but to the Jedi *they actually mean it* and they mean it as one of their truest kindnesses #that even when things are dire and tragedies never end there’s hope. We may not have an idea of what will come#but we have faith in the Force #and the Force will be with us #it’s not hypocritical#or hypothetical!! it’s the Force!!

But also to point out that in the later seasons of TCW, you see that there’s a conflicting approach between storytellers in how the Jedi see and treat the Force.

“Obi-Wan doesn’t believe Ahsoka is guilty of these crimes, but he has a very hard time arguing politically that the Jedi Council shouldn’t do what they do to her. He trusts in the Force, which is what they love to say when they don’t know what they’re doing, and they expel her. He doesn’t like Tarkin’s logic [but he can’t argue] that they can’t try her within the Jedi because the public, which we show in this episode arc, who are losing faith in the Jedi, would cry foul ball.” - Dave Filoni, starwars.com, 2013

It’s no secret that if it was up to George, Ahsoka would’ve stayed with the Jedi at the end of the “Wrong Jedi” storyline, possibly dying during Order 66.

Instead, Filoni thought that having her leave the Jedi would be “something different”. To further justify her departure, he frames the Jedi’s belief in the Force as a platitude, like “the Lord works in mysterious ways”.

But then I look at this:

“You never know what’s going to happen. That’s the challenge. And that’s the drama, which has gone through history. It’s all about what are they going to turn into.” Paul Duncan: “Even if you don’t know how it’s going to turn out, you still carry on mentoring because you have to live with hope.” “Hope and faith. I have faith that it’s going to turn out all right. I hope it’ll turn out all right. But either way, it’s the same.” - George Lucas, The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020

And it’s clear the narrative of the films doesn’t frame “trusting in the Force” as a bullshit thing. It’s a hopeful thing.

So we’re talking about a group of space monks whose faith is part of what makes them capable of levitating objects. Saying “we must trust in the Force” is not a generic phrase they just throw out there to justify some bullshit they’re not sure about.

It’s a fact: the Force exists, they know it, they sense it, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to lift that object, they wouldn’t have “a bad feeling about this”, they wouldn’t hear millions of people screaming when a planet lightyears away gets blown up.

And while they know that it exists and how it works, they’re not arrogant enough to know its will for sure, but all they can do is hope that it’ll turn out okay.

When Mace Windu says that to Ahsoka, seconds prior Plo Koon had apologized in the name of the entire Council.

So if we’re trying to rationalize that moment by having it fit with Lucas’ narrative, then it becomes clear that Mace is not saying:

“Uuuh, yes! It was totally all part of the plan! We didn’t fuck up, this was a test, we just didn’t know it!”

He’s not covering up the Council’s error, even though that’s how Ahsoka takes it. He is complimenting Ahsoka, he’s saying:

“Congrats for sticking to your guts, we made a mistake but, thankfully, the Force had your back”.

Only in a Jedi-ish way.

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

When you spend all day gentle parenting other people’s children and then watch their parents undo it :)

Me: hey dude, I know you don’t like wearing your shoes, but to play over here you have to wear shoes because if you don’t you could get hurt. If you don’t put on shoes, you cannot play here.

Child whose incentive to put on shoes is to join playtime: ok

Parent at pickup: What did I say about taking off your shoes? If you don’t have your shoes on in three seconds I’m going to take you to the bathroom and spank your bare bottom!

Child whose incentive to put on shoes is now fear of physical pain: *screaming crying and running away resulting in more disruption*

Me: hey guys, I heard you two were having some problems earlier. I know you two are usually friends, so let’s take a few deep breaths and then we can talk about what happened and make up, okay?

Their parents in the parking lot: *screaming their heads off at each other*

Their parents in the

parking lot: *screaming their heads

off at each other*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

European countries have some of the most unethical, messed up and environmentally damaging hunting practices, yet they will try to lecture other nations on the subject and tell them they're not allowed to have trophy hunting. Most African countries manage their wildlife and hunting practices significantly better than we do.

Europeans will also freak out over a 10lb fox in their yard, thinking it's going to eat their children, but expect rural Africans to live peacefully alongside lions, leopards, elephants, crocodiles, hippos and other extremely dangerous animals.

Maybe Europeans should try fixing our own wildlife issues and stop telling other nations what to do.

In the UK there's been a lot of panic about foxes attacking children after a handful of incidents where kids were bitten by foxes. However, in all these incidents there was a reasonable explanation. Either;

  • there was likely something neurologically wrong with the fox (toxoplasmosis, poisoning etc.) that caused it to act unnaturally/aggressively. Poisoning could be easily avoided and toxoplasmosis is mostly spread by outdoor cats, both human-made issues.
  • the fox had been tamed and used to being hand-fed by people, and this resulted in a child being bitten. This is a human-caused issue that could have been easily avoided.
  • a child startled/tried to grab at a fox and they bit in self-defense
  • in the case of babies/toddlers being bitten, the fox was likely attracted to the smell of their dirty nappy and the baby was bit in the process (foxes will raid bins for used nappies). The foxes in these cases were also likely tamed as an untamed fox still would not approach a human of any age.

Some of these incidents also later turned out to have been dog bites, with foxes being blamed to try and spare the dog from being labelled as dangerous. Foxes biting humans is extremely rare and almost always the result of a human-made problem.

A hunting group in the UK then put out the most ridiculous video, where they dressed up a dead piglet as a baby, put it in a pram and played baby crying noises. When a fox tried to go for the dead pig they used it as 'evidence' that foxes would hunt babies/children. Yes, really. (They also left out the part where the fox avoided the pig for multiple nights because it was scared off by the baby sounds, and even when it did try to take the pig it was extremely hesitant and skittish).

a child startled/tried

to grab at a fox and they

bit in self-defense

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. So close. A warm and tender, loving embrace. God i miss him

using this as an excuse to post my favourite Hark, a Vagrant! strip/miniseries: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=327

so, the blue melon alinua bought in the zuurith arc. was it, in any way, inspired by that one tumblr post? you, know, the one with the obviously photoshopped watermelon, seen below?

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Nah, I just think "fruit but a weird color" is a staple of the ideal fantasy aesthetic, along with sky islands, dragons, bioluminescent cave fungus, and Whales But Flying

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this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

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While I'm talking about writing I do want to rec two INCREDIBLE writing apps that have helped me immensely as a writer with ADHD

Stimuwrite is a little program that you can customize with all sorts of really rewarding instant tactile feedback, for example sound effects every time you hit a key, emoji notifications and balloons when you hit your custom goal (which can be as low as you want for low energy days), and neat animated backgrounds.

4thewords turns writing into an RPG and you can kill monsters via word count in order to complete quests and progress through what I personally find to be an interesting and fun storyline. It comes with all the RPG trappings like loot, gear, even custom housing (win more stuff for your house by writing).

I cannot stress ENOUGH how amazing both of these have been in terms of my writing productivity as someone with pretty severe executive dysfunction issues. Usually I use Stimuwrite for the instant feedback and then copy and paste those over into 4thewords for the gamification.

Both are small indie projects, Stimuwrite is pay-what-you-can-afford and 4thewords is $4/month but they are very good about helping people who genuinely can't afford it.

and AS THE CHERRY ON TOP, Stimuwrite's programmer is a trans woman, and while I'm not sure about the 4thewords team in specific, the game is FILLED with really great rep, they are literally having a lesbian wedding global event going on right now as I type this. So like. I like giving money to them more than giving money to a lot of other projects lol.

Anyway no neither of these projects have told me to write about them or anything I just want to spread the love. Go check them out!!

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

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this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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read this absolutely amazing paragraph explaining why some birds have blue feathers. me too ladies.

Bowerbirds create displays to attract girls.

They are not functional, they are just pretty. And they are quite varied and artful.

Besides, what is a sense of beauty but looking at something and thinking "nice"? I think people would be wrong to monopolise it.

Crows and other corvids are very known for collecting trinkets. I think birds have a sense of beauty.

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons