I HATE ECEVERUTHING!!!!!‘nn EM!!!

NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN SKWLETON YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING SKELETON IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE COLD AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A FUCKINH AKELETON AND HWRE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TEENS THT IM GONNA FUCKING /KINKSHAME/ CALL ME THE PUREST FORM OF A FUCKING

K I N K S H A M E R

BECAUSE YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON

IM GONNNABBABANA SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN YOU

CANNOT BY ANY FUCKING MEANS FUCK A BONEMAN BONEDADDY BONEY BRO

NO THERES NO WAY THERES NOTHING THERE YOU GONNA FUCKING???? RUB YOUR GENITALS ON A BONE??? ON A PELVIS YOU WNANA GRIND ON A BONEY FUCKING PELVISCvv??? REALLY????????????FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU C A N N O T C A N N T

FUCK A S K E L E T O N

IM SO MAD IM SOMAS IM SO MAS I SHSODMAD IMSO MAD IMNSOMAD IMSOMAD IMSOA MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD. YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETOB I WANNA PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH SONETHING YOU FANT

FUCK A SKELETOB

YOU CANT CUFUCK A SKELEOETOH

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NECROPHEILA IS A FUCKCINBH CRIMW

WABNA GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER?????? YOU FUCK BONES?????? DUSTY BONES!?????!? YOH WANNA FUCKING DIE???? ITS!!!! FAKEBbb!!!!!! SANS IS A FUCKIG

BONE MAN

B O N E. BO N E. BONEONONE BOOOOIIIIOOOOOOOONE BONEY BRONEY HES A BOBE ONE BONE ABOBE P

HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING JELLY DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS SHORTS ANS A PELVIS I WANT TO

CONNIT

AUICIDE HE HAS NO TONGUE HE CANT KISS YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER

HE HAS NO DICK HE CANT FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER

HE HAS NOTHING N O T H I N G ITS

E M P T Y

HAVE YOUEVER SEEEEEEN A SKELETONVnvnv?!?!!??! A FUCKING SLELETON??!?!?!?!!??? v v vbbbbbbbiughkdmcgkydurtirgkhkg_ fycking SKELEEEWETON??!?? BONE!!!!!!!! BONES?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUCKING BOOOOOOOOOBES

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES BOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSA AEE YOU SAD HE HAS NO

MEATY HANDS NO FAT FUCKING HANDS TO HOLD YOU WITH AT NIGHT

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO HANDS HES A

S K E L E TON

SJELEON !!!! !!! FUCK YALL!!!! FUCK YALL HE IS A FUCKING SKELETON

nailed it.

doiduh:

<b>When big bro goes into heat and fucks you instead of spider bitch</b>

SWAPCEST, JAM IS MY VERSION OF UNDERSWAP SANS

Just a quick warm up before I do some real goodies. <3

EdgeBerry~!

Summery;

Jam stops by the Fell’s to have a relaxing morning with Edge, only to find out he’s in heat~..

Jam is my version of UnderSwap Sans!

Jammy x Male! Listener Momma’s in heat and inneed of breedin’~

This is for the Mommy lovers! MILF! Jammy x Male listener! I’ll be making a female one soon. 💙💙💙

genuinely forgot i drew this

This audio is a recording of a BDSM session with Sir and I. It is a reading of one of my stories, but it also involves irl BDSM play, so if you’d rather not see/hear the details about that, the rest of the description will be under the cut. But if you’d like to see, read on! :-)

And remember if you’d rather not see these things at all, blacklist the tags irlbdsm, irlpunishment, and irlhumiliation. 

Keep reading

Click it :D

Pssst, it’s transparent if you haven’t seen it yet :3

DEAR TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME:

1. DEMAND condom use 2. Hold your partners accountable for what happens in the bedroom. None of this “baby I can’t control myself around you” or “I just wanted you so bad” bullshit. 3. Coercion is real and it’s very scary and hard to identify in the moment. Establish a dialogue with your partner. Be clear on what you both want. Be clear on what you don’t want. Your boundaries should ALWAYS be respected. 4. Sex can be really emotionally and physically over-stimulating the first few times; don’t be afraid or ashamed to ask your partner to slow down, take a break, or even stop. 5. Focus less on pleasing your partner and more on exploring your partner. Everyone’s body is different and there are no “tricks” to better sex. Chances are, if you psych yourself out worrying over how well you’re “performing” then nobody’s going to have a good time. 6. Ask questions, offer suggestions. Despite what porn has probably taught you, talking during sex isn’t weird or taboo. Your partner isn’t a mind reader. They don’t know what feels good to you. [Pro-tip, a looot of people without clitorises aren’t fully aware of just HOW sensitive a clitoris is. They can be a little rough with them. Tell them to chill!!!!] 7. Your sex life is YOUR business. Don’t ever feel ashamed of how many or how few sexual partners/experiences you’re having. Do what you want, touch the people who want to touch you back, forget the rest. 8. DON’T FAKE YOUR ORGASMS!! Don’t fake your orgasms!! DON’TFAKEYOURORGAMS!! If your partner isn’t getting you there, let them know! Tell them how!! 9. There is more to sex than orgasms. Sex is a really cool way to establish intimacy and trust, to have a fun time, to relieve stress, to explore a person’s body and bring them pleasure. Don’t get me wrong, orgasms are really cool and good, but your sex life is going to be a lot better if it doesn’t revolve around them. 10. LEARN ABOUT YOUR BODY!! This goes for everyone, but ESPECIALLY if you are a person in possession of a vulva, you have been discouraged and even actively kept from vital knowledge about your anatomy! Do some google searches, buy a human sexuality textbook, masturbate. 11. Virginity is a useless concept. It’s completely okay if your virginity is something important to you and I’m not trying to belittle that idea. Just, for the record, in the grand scheme of things it’s not a big deal. Literally nothing about you changes just because you bumped uglies with someone else.

This has been a public service announcement from your friendly internet poet.

Talking about sex when not being sexy is the best first step to having sex. Don’t talk about it to turn on your partner, just discuss it casual. Talk about your thoughts and feelings, what you think you want, what scares you, what interests you, etc. Like anything you can think of. It makes the act easier and can help you establish boundaries before the act starts. Try doing it on a phone or over text so you know sex won’t start. Sometimes the distance helps you be honest.

i like how positive this post is and how it isn’t gender specific <3 <3 <3

Some solid stuff here!

This is all useful for folks who are new to sex period or for folks like me who are trying to find new partners after a long dry spell. This is all useful!

stuff like this should be shared more, really important and I don’t see it a lot

AND ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE

toriel × sans

▲do not use my works without my permission.

i saw a shirt online with this text and i know it refers to eating but uh

Oops! Maybe I’ll finish this, maybe not x) Jus’ having fun xD

An old commission uvu

Lamia kustard for u thirsty fuckers

(how could you, anon)

XDDDDD THAT’S A GOOD IDEA~~GOOD JOB~DOGGO~XDDD Grillby~~