keep making myself laugh imagining a guy leaving a negative steam review on one of those hentai games that just says "didnt cum" and the playtime is 3500 hours
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
“You don’t fall in love with someone because they’re perfect. You fall in love with someone in spite of the fact that they’re not.”
— Megan Hart, Dirty
being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
“Love is not a finite thing. It doesn’t just run out like gas in a car. Love is something you can never run out of, no matter how much you give away.”
— Megan Hart, Virtue and Vice
“Why would the universe go through all that trouble to bring us together, to only make us strangers again in the end?”
— Unknown
I do not find peace in my melancholy.
My sadness is not serene.
I am bloodthirsty.
normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
Unknown
“My biggest regrets in life are being too damn nice, apologizing when I didn’t do anything wrong, and making unworthy people a priority.”
— Unknown