Gonna scream saw ppl in a YouTube comments section arguing that even the third class passengers on Titanic were bourgeois and deserved to die. Online leftists please go outside and volunteer at a soup kitchen or something. Internet discourse has rotted your critical thinking and your humanity.
Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.
Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.
actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"
oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event
reblog if you are full of transgender and homosexuality
Lee Pace for Thom Browne and British GQ (July, 2023)
See I hate calling the cops and arguably one of the most satisfying parts of my job is when someone is doing dumb shit and I can resolve it without my employers calling the cops but that being said sometimes on occasion I have no choice but to call the cops and when that happens I would really really really love it if the operator didn't take it as an invitation to fucking argue with me
Operator: Hello
Me: Is this dispatch?
Operator: No, what is your situation
Me: Security at XYZ, please connect me with dispatch
Operator: What for
Me: I'm security at XYZ, there is a theft in progress, please connect me with dispatch
Operator: Have they left the building?
Me: They have concealed several hundred dollars in equipment into bags and are preparing to leave the building
Operator: But they're still inside?
Me: Yes
Operator: Have they been asked to leave?
Me: No, they have weapons and we cannot approach, please connect me to dispatch
Operator: Have they threatened anyone?
Me: No. We have not approached
Operator: Well you see then they have not committed a crime
Me:
Me: Are You Fucking Serious
Operator: It's just the law
Me: I know the law. This is my job. They are moving towards the exit with the concealed equipment
Operator: Have they left with the items?
Me: They are on their way to leave with the items. A car has pulled up outside
Operator: Call us back when they've left
Me:
Me: Are you fucking serious
yeah. anyways acab sorry you had to go through this OP
[woman who’s never maintained eye contact with a gay person before]: This is for the girls and the gays ☺️
[woman who’s scared of lesbians]: this is for the gays and the girlies 😌
Anonymous asked:
you really believe in that "Han Dynasty" crap?
As in like, the existence of the Han Dynasty from roughly 200bce-200ce?
dyatlovpassingprivilege
my AC has been out for a couple days and i've accordingly fallen into the niche yet ecologically vital role of guy who sits around in underwear and a-
okay well i paused to go find an alternate term and this isn't helping
dyatlovpassingprivilege
awesome. so as i was saying i'm in my wop top
what do you mean you're a streamer
i thought you just were just silly tumblr blog
People have jobs sometimes
the funny thing about being a big blog on here really is the number of people who will follow you for months while having absolutely zero idea about who you are and what you do
That's a good point random kitty blog. I'd be stunned to find out that you leaked the no fly list or something
oh my god this New Yorker article about the Titan holy fucking shit fuck???
Some notes: 1. the electrical system was designed by engineering undergrads who were working as interns. 2. because it is illegal to take passengers on an unclassed experimental submersible, they called the passengers "mission specialists" & instead of buying tickets they made donations. 3. the satellite beacon was held onto the outside of the sub with zip ties. 4. when Lochridge (the whistleblower) quit, Stockton Rush asked HIS FINANCE DIRECTOR if she wanted to be the pilot and she was like "sir I am an accountant" and the experience of having her boss ask his accountant to be the pilot made her so freaked out that she ALSO quit the company 5. the carbon fiber used to make the hull was bought from a deep discount from Boeing because it was past its expiry date for use in airplanes
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE
Holy shit
i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth
