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bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

this is the best sentence ever typed

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

i fucking love twitter

you cannot wear sunglasses or you are ableist

asking permission from a 16 year old on twitter to wear sunglasses because i’m afraid of romanticizing a disability

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

hiiii (gayly)

Du Gay 👉

he sure customized the delivery experience

had a dream the cw rebooted supernatural but under the premise that fans decide what happens next in the show via instagram polls for some reason and i tried to recreate the image i saw in my dreams

What the fuck is this post

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

minsc has this line when you talk to him after gale speaks to mystra where he's like back in my homeland, we hide young wizard boys away so that mystra doesn't snatch them up and. like. man. that really adds some more color to how fucked up gale's whole situation with her was huh

i feel personally called out and attacked

NOT TEN SECONDS LATER jfc let me breathe 😭

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

social media is supposed to be PvP

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GUYS????!!??!???!

NOOOOOOO NOOOO MY SISTER MY SISTET CAME IN THIS MORNING AND SHE GAVE ME HER HEADPHONES AND TOLD ME TO GUESS WHOS SINGING THE SONG AND IT WAS SOOOO GOOOD I LOVED IT IT HAD AWESOME GUITAR WITH A DEEP SOUND AND OH NO NON NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO

I will now be listening to Jensen Ackles' music.

This is the first use of my art degree

Can't believe you cropped out (Give head)

Its Canonically inaccurate- gollum is a selfish lover and would never give head