the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between steven universe things & ketamine things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
Delete this account immediately.
It's Mendak Monday y'all, touch the science orb before clocking in.
Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.
happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!
Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)
Anonymous asked:
why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
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Ryan Murphy: the ppl vs E. Musk
Original music by: Azealia Banks, & Arca
Elon Musk: Kyle Mchlachlan
Azealia Banks: Abra
Voice of Azealias chicken during hallucination musical sequence: Bali Baby & Rico Nasty
ABs twink assistant: Aja from rpdr
Grimes: Alice Glass
Grimes assistant: Sebastian Tribbie
grimes mom: Chloe Sevigny in old ppl makeup
Musks maids: Sarah Paulson, Indya Moore, Petra Collins, Brenda Song, Azealia Banks
Musks in house chef: Rupaul
Musks security ppl: Idk random buff actors
Russian assassins: James Mccavoy, Alek Wek & Hari Nef
FCC ppl: Kathy Bates, John malcovich, Cuba Goodinf Jr.
Musks business friends: Laura Dern, Evan Peters, Matt Bomer
Lana Del Rey: Kate Mara
Kanye West: Kanye West
Kim Kardashian: Megan Fox
Donald trump: cate blanchet
This is honestly like…the idol